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5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    PFFFT, that's what a woodchipper is for. Have you not seen Fargo?
     
    #301 shegirl, May 29, 2014
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    Not quite. The paracord is to construct a hammock and the hatchet is to chop some wood to create a fire to brew the coffee in the percolator.

    The nameless victim you spoke of before is still involved, and will obviously build the hammock and fire, and brew the coffee and bring it to me while I swing in the hammock.

    It's the gun keeps them from running or thinking about using the hatchet.
     
    #302 effinshenanigans, May 29, 2014
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    Don't be coy. We all know what the hatchet is for.

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    Self-circumcision?
     
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    My guess was that I should use the hatchet to chop breakfast sausages twice as long as they should be so I can vaguely stare at a camera as someone filmed me jiggle them like a sketchy dildo elasticity inspector above a stove.
     
    #305 effinshenanigans, May 29, 2014
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    I call shenanigans. Dare I say there was no mention of a gun in your original post.

    The gun opens a whole plethora of possibilities. That's like saying this "individual" we're discussing is a hooker, in which case that would then bring trunks of vehicles into the equation.

    You have to give us all the facts man…sheesh.
     
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    Not today, Junior.
     
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    Edit: Yeah. What Rush said.
     
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    Public Service Announcement

    That was funny. Just remember, though, that the booty, boobie and bikini threads are only viewable to registered users, whereas the WDT is open to the world. So, if you copy something from one of those threads - though funny - it's kind of not cool. Maybe a mod could edit that or something.

    Edit: Damn, 'wildered is the Ninja mod!
     
    #309 Rush-O-Matic, May 29, 2014
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    Re: Public Service Announcement


    NINJA!!!

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    #310 bewildered, May 29, 2014
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    Not funny ha ha

    I think it's weird that
    since it was a Tuesday at lunch time and there was no WDT open at the time.
     
    #311 Rush-O-Matic, May 29, 2014
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    Apparently my 16 year old nephew thought it was a good idea to shave his balls with a straight razor. He's lucky he didn't cut his dick off. He did cut his sack pretty well though. Teenagers are stupid.
     
    #312 abneretta, May 29, 2014
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    Re: Not funny ha ha

    Likely was spam accounts
     
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    That's a lot more stupid than stupid. A four-year-old should know that's a bad idea.
     
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    Yea. Some peoples children. But i couldn't help but laugh and cringe at the same time.
     
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    Aunt Gillette

    I did a lot of stupid things when I was 16. (Who am I kidding - I did a lot of stupid things last week. amirite? high five!) But, if I had been dumb enough to do this particular thing, I can assure you that NONE of my aunts would known about it. I have six aunts, and I can't think of a single one of them that knows anything about my general scrotum area.
     
    #316 Rush-O-Matic, May 29, 2014
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    Re: Aunt Gillette

    He was also dumb enough to tell his uncle (my husband) and all the other guys at work about it.
     
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    Re: Aunt Gillette

    This gets more brainless by the second. Let me guess.... he selfie-tweeted his ball gash to the world as well?
     
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    What kind of razor should you use? I'm asking for a friend.
     
    #320 happyfunball, May 29, 2014
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