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5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Shart Week

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    #21 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2014
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    I think they know it's downhill for her from here in regards to reading and writing skills so you gotta celebrate the small things while you still got those.
     
    #22 xrayvision, May 22, 2014
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    Re: Shart Week

    Fine, fine, I'm a little slow. Can we at least agree that their future career prospects involve nudity?
     
    #23 Noland, May 22, 2014
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    We're all on the same page with this one. However as much as these parents suck, at least it appears they give a shit about their kids. Well for now anyways
     
    #24 AFHokie, May 22, 2014
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    Yeah, but that's just their stage names. Their names are probably Madison and Madison, since every girl in North America under 30 is named Madison.

    Sisters? As in blood, or wives? Adult siblings who like being naked around each other have daddy issues, but then again so does every stripper who has ever existed on the face of this earth.
     
    #25 Crown Royal, May 22, 2014
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    Y Y Y Y Y ?? !!

    I respectfully disagree. Anyone who names their children Kharringtyn-McKhynleigh Khaybryn and Khayleigh-Huntyr does not give a shit about their kids.
     
    #26 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2014
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    Re: Shart Week

    Old man is old.
     
    #27 shegirl, May 22, 2014
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    Re: Shart Week

    Old woman has a nutsack.
     
    #28 Noland, May 22, 2014
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    Re: Shart Week

    in her mouth.
     
    #29 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2014
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    Re: Shart Week

    If she's doing it right she does.

    What? Only dudes can make the sex jokes?
     
    #30 happyfunball, May 22, 2014
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    Hell No. Always join in with what ever sex jokes you like.
     
    #31 wexton, May 22, 2014
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    I figured out why the shitty little dryer that came with the new apartment wasn't getting my clothes dry. The fucking exhaust hose wasn't connected. It turned the whole place into a sauna. Took me forever to squeeze myself behind it in the tiny little alcove they put it in. Based on all the lint and mold back there, I'd say the previous tenant had been using it like that for a while.
     
    #32 Clutch, May 22, 2014
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    I did some google stalking because I was convinced that such a horrible name could not be real and that this was trolling. It wasn't. I found a birth announcement from 2009. Her sister has a FB and Twitter page. BTW, she lives in Kansas, y'all. So Kharringtyn-McKyhnleigh Khaybrin is going into Kindergarten in Kansas.
     
    #33 Currer Bell, May 22, 2014
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    What a coincidence.

    She'll be stripping in Kansas, too.
     
    #34 The Village Idiot, May 22, 2014
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    I heard they petitioned to rename it Kansys.
     
    #35 xrayvision, May 22, 2014
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    No way this girl doesn't become a spokeswoman for the klan with all those k's in her name.
     
    #36 D26, May 22, 2014
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    The ethnicity of my dinner meal is all effed up. Steaks marinated in soy sauce, sugar, oil, garlic, ginger, cayenne. Roasted red potatoes and carrots with rosemary. A spinach salad with feta, onions, kalamata olives.

    Rum and apple juice makes me not give half a FUCK! Happy dinnering TiB.
     
    #37 bewildered, May 22, 2014
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    Her friends call her "Charity."
     
    #38 Revengeofthenerds, May 22, 2014
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    It'd be too konfusing.
     
    #39 Revengeofthenerds, May 22, 2014
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    I found the Mortal Kombat movie to have komikally kardboard karacters. It's konfoundingly simple skript is both kontrived and konfusing.
     
    #40 Crown Royal, May 22, 2014
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