Re: Shart Week Nuts in the mouth? I might get the shegirl wrath for this, but I'm pretty sure she posted (a while back) that the best way to give a blowjob was to lay on your back with your head over the side of the bed to open up the throat. I honestly thought that was one of the driving factors for her becoming a mod. It was a watershed moment.
Re: Shart Week No, this is the best way to give a blowjob (according to this chick): NSFW You can't unsee that. You're welcome.
Individually, those things all sound great, bit in reality, it seems as though you went shopping when you were really hungry.
Re: Shart Week Hahaha, I saw this last week. If you go to the youtube page, it has some hilarious comments. I don't know about any new ones added, but my favorite one that I saw last week was "It's like Predator eating soup."
I'm mainly curious about what kind of terrible steak has to be covered in those spices. With that much stuff you should probably just eat tofu, at least you aren't ruining a gift from God with it.
Re: Shart Week I think after watching that I am clinically depressed. Thank god I have a Saturday night of excess planned because I am going to need every lily-livered substance known to man to erase that shit. I'm forcing my friends to watch it when they come over, too. I hope one of them doesnt drop-kick the phone/laptop into low earth orbit. That sounded like the full volume pressure drop in the tunnels behind Horseshoe Falls. Who could possibly get skull from this woman without laughing themselves soft?
Re: Shart Week I'm...kind of disappointed in myself that I watched the whole thing. Was anyone else watching kind of curious about how big she was going to cut the hole for her man's dick? Just me? Okay then. And honestly, that's a hell of a lot of setup. And the orange crop this year sucks. I was just complaining about this. They look good, but then I buy them and when I cut them, they're dried up inside. I don't know where I'm going with this, except don't waste your money on oranges.
God , I hate the coyotes at this time of night. Some idiot throws his engine breaks and it's Vienna Boys Choir time. They don't even sound cool like wolves or loons. They sound like wolf pups being beaten to death with bricks. And they're pet-killers.
Re: Shart Week If I was blindfolded with my dick out, I would not want to hear something that sounds like a dentist's suction tool. However, "I could've been fuckin' a grapefruit all these years" might be my new favorite non sequitur.
Re: Shart Week I'm so glad I wait before I click on this stuff. I've avoided many a soul destroying video by following the maxim: 'You go first.' This is how I managed to avoid '2 girls, 1 cup.' Nope, never seen it, never will.
Sorry to rewind a few pages, but we have to revisit this. How in the world do fireworks "go on way too long"? I'm in my 40's, and every time I've ever seen fireworks I've always been disappointed that they ended. When you're watching fireworks do you say "Well, that's nice - wish it would end"? I can't even imagine that.
Is that you on your cross country trip? Couldn't quite fit it all in your big box huh? They're great. For the first 10-15 minutes. But they just keep going. And once they start repeating over and over, it gets boring until the big finale. It probably doesn't help that every year for the past 10 years they are accompanied by every Country song ever done about America. Some new artists new to get in on that.
I thought the same thing. Funball you disappoint me. I just finished a sales demo for my biggest prospect yet by a long shot and it went really well. Feels like I just took a massive shit... pure relief. Yeah Friday!
I had a dream last night that I had a sparrow in one hand, a chicken in the other, while I was riding a horse. I think I need some serious help.