Like you'd even be able to understand that. Sigh. I can only make so many old man jokes Noland. Did you actually use the word telegraph?
Iwantsomejuice went all 'Madonna' and 'Cher' and is now just 'Juice.' Bewildered got a bigger box, because she couldn't fit all the deposits. Happyfunball not only has a stuffed kitty for an avatar, she's now a stuffed cougar. shegirl has a nutsack, and it smells of rich Corinthian Leather. Crown is drinking. Noland is still old, though I think I might be older. Parker has become a peeping tom (or merely revealed this longstanding proclivity). kuhager (or however the fuck you spell it) may still be homeless, or maybe not, I don't remember. Nettdata went out for smokes and milk and his young children are awaiting his return. He was supposed to be gone ten minutes. That's what I remember off the top of my head.
They were just jealous of my nice clean box and wish they had access to such a fine one like I posted. Jealousy doesn't look good on you TiB.
So a car came out to compete like this: I think she said yes. My daughter wanted him to win because she'd be sad if he lost while proposing. I just looked at her and said, "but really, he's winning in the end." She ignored me. Is that huge? Can't tell. Sorry.
I just saw my first tornado. And like an idiot, when I saw the funnel cloud I wanted a better look and drove closer. I actually saw the vortex because it wasn't on the ground yet and saw the clouds spinning around it. Really crazy.
I'm on my phone!!! Shit it. You know, I was going to fix that, but forget it, I'm leaving it! I spoilered it. What else do you want from me!!!!????? And no, I don't know how to resize on my phone.
I believe seppuku is the only possible way to make this right. You have fought well, warrior, but you have brought your family shame. You must give yourself Onaku to regain your honor.
Give me a moment to google that and I'll let you know. We are on song five of the fireworks and we haven't even played Brooks and Dunn yet.
Mrs. Noland is out of town, so the filthier parts of the internet are now open to me without judging eyes. Sometimes, though, you read and see some things you wish you had not. However, seeing as I believe all of you are reprehensible degenerates, please suffer along with me. For the sake of your soul, don't. That's a link to an an interview with the director of a gay porn movie named "Viral Loads". Don't. Really, don't do it. You will anyway, but don't.
Thankfully when I put the cursor over the link it showed me the web address. Aids needs to be a part of gay porn, how'd you end up on that?
An article on that site about a guy who made homemade powdered alcohol and then a click of the NSFW tab at the top of the page and an unfortunate curiosity.
Someone was not happy with me today. I had to keep walking past "her" bird house while cooking a brisket. Spoiler