See now charging people as they walk into a keg party that isn't yours, is the perfect crime. I mean it's just for Jimmy Johns money.
I get to spend this afternoon making some knee-breaking calls. You know . . . ."Pay our invoice so i don't have to break your knees". What fun.
The Denver Broncos fine players for farting during meetings. If other places adopt this fart tax, I'm gonna go broke.