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5/30/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 30, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Why does her bush look uneven, AND WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES THESE THINGS? Also, her tits are uneven. It's like you guys don't even care. I'll take my even tits elsewhere. THERE'S NO STANDARDS HERE!

    Really, people.

    And taint-er makes me think of something completely different than what you are referring to, VI. i.e. ball area.

    And that crab dip grilled cheese was delicious. Gouda cheese!

    Someone should buy these:
     

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  2. Blue Dog

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    I don't care what anyone says or what other people think:

    Frozen and The Lego Movie are the friggin best (only) new movies I've seen in years

    &

    "Let It Go" and "Everything Is Awesome" are the friggin best (only) new songs I've heard in years

    Yeah, I live in a bubble, what of it?
     
    #22 Blue Dog, May 30, 2014
  3. Currer Bell

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    Ah do declah that mint julep was verah refreshing. Fiddle dee dee.
     
    #23 Currer Bell, May 30, 2014
  4. dieformetal

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    Hurricanes Are My Bitch

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    I must say I'm going to miss Vin Scully when he's gone.
     
    #24 dieformetal, May 30, 2014
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    Ladies and gentlemen, this post is a perfect manifestation of a very common ailment known as "I'm Not Ready To Grow Up Yet So I Still Get Frat House Drunk Except My Kids Dictate My Life Disease."

    .... Yup. That'll be me in about 2-3 years. For better or worse. At least there's still the "drunk" part though.
     
    #25 Revengeofthenerds, May 30, 2014
  6. Blue Dog

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    Pretty much. But two thngs:

    1) I'm a WAY cheaper drunk now
    2) I'm happier now than I've ever been in my life

    ... Both are awesome, y'all should try it.
     
    #26 Blue Dog, May 30, 2014
  7. toddamus

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    Good point, do you think an orphanage would rent some kids out to me for like a week so I can try this theory out?
     
    #27 toddamus, May 30, 2014
  8. Blue Dog

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    Just try the pull-out method. It worked for me!
     
    #28 Blue Dog, May 30, 2014
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    I'm about to try it.

    My wife is due in about 3 week, our first kid, a boy.

    Can't wait.

    And I've noticed that since she stopped drinking because of her getting preggo and all that, my drinking slowed too. It's amazing how much money you save. But unfortunately I can't hold my hard alcohol like I used to.... Damn I used to love me some long hours of gin and tonic or whiskey neat while fishing. Can't do that anymore. Gotta stick to beer lest I pass out on the dock and can't walk home. And it's only been 9-ish months.
     
    #29 Revengeofthenerds, May 30, 2014
  10. Flat_Rate

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    Ah yes, Catholic birth control, very popular where I am from.
     
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  11. toddamus

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    Yea, I'll try that out. I don't really have enough money to feed them but I guess thats what soup kitchens are for.
     
    #31 toddamus, May 30, 2014
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    I want to stab every single person involved with this story, including the people who ordered, made, and were offended by the cheese and even myself because I perpetuated the bullshit by linking to it.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://gothamist.com/2014/05/29/911_museum_removes_911_cheese_plate.php#" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://gothamist.com/2014/05/29/911_mus ... plate.php#</a>.
     
    #32 Currer Bell, May 31, 2014
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    Fickle you golden girls drinking hame. Fujitsu you in the ads hole.
     
    #33 Angel_1756, May 31, 2014
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    We love you, too. This is going to be printed on the banner at your intervention next week.
     
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    I bought a sweet mint and a spearmint plant yesterday just so I can make mint juleps and mojitos. Now I need a small mortar and pestle for muddling. Summer is gonna be delicious!
     
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    What? No, interventions are for people with problems.

    Also, that autocorrect was awesome. I may start using Fujitsu you.
     
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    You Meddle it in the bottom of the glass. You would just need the pestle. Its pretty easy to do with mint once you add the simple syrup. I just do it with a spoon. It works pretty well. I also infuse the syrup with mint.

    Heading out today to gamble and watch the PGA. I love it when the PGA is in town. It is my favorite thing about living in Columbus.
     
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    Charlize Theron was my girl crush. I liked that she seemed aloof yet really cool. Somebody you can picture having a drink with. Turns out she just kept her mouth shut so we could judge her on looks alone.

    Sigh, those were the days.
     
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    I have a wooden muddler, does the job right in the glass, works perfectly.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.amazon.com/Wood-Cocktail-Muddler-Lacquered-Walnut/dp/B000GFP0PO/ref=pd_sim_k_18?ie=UTF8&refRID=0YG0DNXZ4608NGFT4T80" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.amazon.com/Wood-Cocktail-Mud ... 08NGFT4T80</a>
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    I have had a fun morning of carrying around two foot patio stones. A relaxing weekend this far. Shower beer time.
     
    #40 Crown Royal, May 31, 2014
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