Why is all office attire these days fucking sheer? All I want is a nice top to wear on my first day at my new job without everyone being able to see my underwear.
So my step mother, who is wicked wealthy just bought 400 dollars worth of Copper River King Salmon to get overnighted from Pikes Fish Market in Seattle (Where they are famous for throwing the fish). My dad said: For that price they had better be throwing those fuckers all the way across the country. Seriously, who pays that much for fish?
Enjoying my back yard for the first time. My neighbor is also laying out for the first time of the year. I can't tell what she looks like but I should probably introduce myself after a few more beers. We will be looking into each others back yards for years to come after all. Seems like a good plan.
Easy now, I'm not the creepy neighbor. I don't even own binoculars so I can't be right. Shit, I might be the creepy neighbor already. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
I know a guy who is a hard core birder who has a big property that he cultivated for rare birds, and he would be out to look for them with binoculars. Then a crazy bitch moved into the property nextdoor and decided that he was a pedophile because he walked around with binoculars (this in the most famous birding town on the east coast). When she called the police on him they politely told her to fuck off, so she started putting up flyers around the neighbor hood with a picture of him and a pedophile warning.
Joking aside, if I walk to the back fence and introduce myself am I pushing the limits or just being a friendly neighbor? I'm starting to wonder now. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Introduce yourself. Nothing weird about it. Unless you're weird. Don't be weird. Make sure you accidentally drop something that you have to pick up so she can check out the goods. That's always not weird. It's fine introducing yourself in all seriousness.
I saw that finally after countless people linked it on Facebook. Grand ideas for sure, not being super familiar with the engineering involved it still seems like another pipe dream turned internet buzz worthy with the use of slick execution.
El preggo wife has entered the early stages of labor (contractions broke the 5 minute threshold I was comfortable with) three weeks early. So much for getting plastered and watching the Spurs whoop OKC and advance to the Finals, then mowing the back yard tomorrow while I drink even more beer. Now I'm just trying to catch a buzz to keep my nerves down, and it isn't working.
Three weeks early is not a big deal, and they have the right people to handle it. My wife went three months early. Ours was two pounds and is fine. I doubt you have much to sweat about.
Yeah... I mean it's a great idea that's been around for a while but the video basically makes it seem like all good things. For instance, the video touts "creates jobs" - what they mean is, "this will be unbelievably expensive to buy, install and maintain, and basically requires us to rip up our entire road infrastructure first." It's a good investment but there are some enormous hurdles that the promo videos don't seem to want to acknowledge.
Aaaaaand two bags of weed later guess who's a happy camper? It's a dead-perfect night to have a beer and joint outside. Not single cloud. It's Kim Mitchell weather.
I don't see why you (not YOU, personally) should give a shit shit about what any neighbour is up to, provided they aren't inconveniencing you directly. I know the guy eight doors down from us deals coke and doesn't cover it well but I DONT CARE because its his house and he's never bothered me. I'm friends with the houses that are my next doors, but there are some nosey, clueless idiots around here. I stay in my backyard as much as possible when outside because I don't feel like playing an involuntary twenty questions with someone I do not want to know.