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5/30/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 30, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    My nephew's third birthday is today. My brother-in-law's mom (i.e. the kid's grandmother) is a self-proclaimed "GILF" who wore a pair of platform stilettos today. TO HER GRANDSON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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    #81 Angel_1756, Jun 1, 2014
  2. Puffman

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    Is she online dating? Just asking for a friend.
     
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    If she's proclaiming herself to be a GILF, doesn't that just mean she wants to go get busy with herself and play a round of DJ BeanFlicka? If that's the case then I'm proclaiming myself a DIHFBDIOONNBILI, or Dad I Have Fucked But Did It Out Of Necessity, Not Because I Liked It.

    Alright, maybe I kinda liked it...
     
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  4. scotchcrotch

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    I like my martinis like I like my FWBs, extra dry.
     
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  5. Juice

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    Is she though? I mean is she a fuckable grandmother?
     
    #85 Juice, Jun 1, 2014
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    I hear you're really good at the "fall down" method as well.
     
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    Your Asian is showing again.
     
    #87 Nettdata, Jun 1, 2014
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    How's her rack?
     
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  9. Angel_1756

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    Silicone.

    She's a sixty year old hair stylist with a bad dye job, fake tits and inch-long blood red fingernails.
     
    #89 Angel_1756, Jun 1, 2014
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    Go on...

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    That woman sounds like she's a drink and a compliment away from ending Durbanite's dry streak.
     
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  12. The Village Idiot

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    Easy there, killer, she didn't say Granny was certifiably insane.
     
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    Well she's a grandmother and odds are her hips are already broken. The prep work is basically all done to fly that plane into the hangar.
     
    #93 Juice, Jun 1, 2014
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    Getting married soon and just had a baby and not sure how to include her? Just do what this bride did:


    Relax. She was fastened securely.
     

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  15. Crown Royal

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    Seriously, when these party girls realize its time to hang this lifestyle up? When society invents a magic way to make us age in reverse? Fall asleep in front of the Golf Channel already.
     
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    I made reference to it in the R&R thread, but I just got back from a weekend in Toronto. Canadians of TiB, my sincere apologies for Canada jokes in the past, I'm going to abstain for at least 6 months. I had a fucking blast, city had everything I love about NYC and Chicago combined together, was so impressed with alot of the layout and such, and was baffled at how much it is still growing. People were also easily the nicest and most pleasant I've met in a major city by a mile. Made bar conversations all the better. Our gameplan for the group kind of sucked and missed out on alot of chances to make even more out of the weekend, but other than that, I can't say enough. To the extent that I would gladly move for awhile if y'all weren't so difficult about giving American's work visas. But yea, cheers Toronto.
     
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    If that's how you feel, then you should be booking weekend trips to Montreal and Calgary very soon. You'll probably like those places even more.
     
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    Why does Bewildered have a thread in the suggestion thread? Is she not super mod now? Bump your shit woman!
     
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    Toronto is fun, I remember going there as a kid. We went to Maple Leaf Gardens the last year it existed, saw the hockey hall of fame, and went to a Blue Jays game. I wonder what it'd be like if I went there as an adult now. Hows the bar scene up there?
     
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  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Deep doo doo

    Pfff, haven't you read the Mod Handbook, Section 3.4? "As a mod, thou shalt not bump thine own thread." Subsection B, part ii (also known as the DCC corollary) allows a mod to slightly rephrase a suggested topic, and then claim as thine own, however.

    Given some of 'wildered's previous ibs distress posts, encouraging this may not be a good idea.
     
    #100 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 2, 2014
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