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Because it's pretty fucking egotistical to bump my own shit just because I have the ability to do so. I am offering ideas just like everyone else. If it's a good one, cool. If not, also cool. Someone else can decide that. Also pretty sure that they put something suspicious in sushi because every time I've had sushi here the past few months I've had what can only be described as food poisoning. Peeing out the butt just ain't any kind of fun, y'all.
Actually I've been to 3 different sushi places. Liquid shit each time, and only for me, not for el husband. I have no idea what is happening but I'm thinking I'll just roll my own shit rolls from now on.
Comments like that make me think maybe I'm not missing anything in my fish-tastes-like-dirty-pennies conundrum. Gross.
There was absolutely nothing wrong with the taste any of the times. In fact, raw fish tastes way better than cooked to me. When you start cooking fish, especially oily fish like tuna, the oils come out and make it taste fishier. That's the same reason a tuna steak is just so much better rare or seared than well done. You might as well eat a can of tuna fish if you're getting your steak well done. What a waste.
I'm absolutely sure that you could eat a bite of the same dish I do, and say there's nothing wrong with it, while I swear it tastes like I'm licking metal. I don't know what it is, and to be honest, I don't really care since I have so many options. But it does kind of suck for things that look and feel like they might should taste good, but wind up tasting like welding smells.
If you're looking for the oral sex joke, I'm pretty sure it came when shimmered was referring to the taste of "fish and dirty pennies"
Every time I say "dirty PENNIES" people hear "Dirty PANTIES". Which is even more gross than dirty pennies. Plus, panties is a weird word.
Does anyone else substitute the word penis with peanuts? Most people won't say anything but they do have a Freudian quirk* when they hear it. Waitress: Peanuts, pretzels, or cookies? Me: Penis Waitress: <quirk> .. Ok, here you go. Friends: What did you cook, those look good? Me: These are thai spring rolls with lettuce and shrimp, and this is a penis sauce I made. Friends: <collective quirk> Is it good? It sounds weird. Me: It's great, my wife loves it when I make it for her. Ex-Friends: Did you say penis sauce? *not a real term
How often do you say dirty pennies? Not a phrase I use often. And for some reason I love the word panties. I don't know why. I found a shirt today that I must have bought on clearance at the end of season last year. Still had the tags on it. #winning.
I've tried various "sushi" several times and have never been a big fan. The cold textures throw me off. So far I'd rather take my fish off a grill or frying pan. My phone has a penchant for highlighting text and instantly deleting it after I've typed too much into one text box, so it's useless for more than short posts and messages. FUCK YOU SAMSUNG.
I'm not a fan of sushi. Some of it gets pretty damn expensive, it's cold, wrapped in ocean funk and doesn't fill you. Like katokoch said, fish should be cooked. It's an "It " food around here now so shitty suishi places have been popping up left and right. They don't even have the cool little train inside, what's the point of going?
My phone likes to zoom way the fuck in when it brings up the keyboard. Editing anything in a textarea is a nightmare.
Hey, you should come over Sometimes my phone totally screws stuff up. Stupid AT&T. The bad thing is, I don't usually catch it until the next morning, and usually just when I'm hung over. Like, the autocorrect does strange things. Like I'll type out, "You have lovely eyes that remind me of the Mediterranean Sea. It was nice meeting you." But, instead, my phone changes it to "Damn you're hot! We should totally do it." I probably need to check my custom dictionary or something.