There's a whole new thread that would be perfect for this kind of stuff that was just opened, about parenting. Who would have guessed it?
I always assumed that pheromone thing with older spinsters who have no children. I feel like my childless aunt and my aunts who had grown children thought there was this amazing baby smell where I just smelled old formula and baby powder.
I think baby smell is the diapers, puke, and shit combination as well as all the baby products they buy. Come Saturday I'll be immersed in the smell. At least I can stop by Founders on the way over. Babies may not be my thing, but I imagine a buzz will help that.
Plus, there is some debate over how soon and how often you should bathe newborns. So I imagine that could influence the smell.
Babies aren't sweaty, oily, wear products, or do any work at all. There's no "New baby smell" who pulled that term out of their ass? It's just an absence of all other smells that we're used to. So, they probably "smell" like clean laundry to people. I think its funny how some of you are great with holding guns and holding a baby makes you nervous. An AR-15: "Aw yeah son, lets shoot some targets." A baby: "I don't want to TOUCH that fucking thing, I've never been near one before, it scares me."
Such a big difference between an AR and a baby. An AR is made of metal, its durable, its a tool, I know how to operate it. A baby is blob that cries and craps. The phrase new baby smell is pretty funny though. I'm sure when I walk into my brothers house it'll hit me like a brick wall.
Ok. This is just weird. Lets be real here all dog owners have had to.....umm...aid in the removal of a blade of poopy grass or something like that from their furry friends bung but to wipe, with a baby wipe, after each time. *shakeshead* The one thing I do wonder is if that helps them with not licking their butthole or only makes them do it more. I can't even believe I just typed that sentence. What is wrong with me??!!
Nothing. Maybe licking your own asshole is more tempting than people make it out to be. We just dont have the flexabity. Although I doubt the majority if people in here are tempted to eat their own shit, even if they ARE hygienic.
Wiping a dog's ass... I responded similarly when my girlfriend had a mini-meltdown after learning I feed my dog scraps of raw meat on occasion. It's a dog, do you think the wild ones just forage for cans of Alpo or something? In other fun news, remember that 28-year old chick auctioning off her V-card? It ain't gonna happen.
He's weird. We were over and the dog went out, pooped, came back in and our friend picked him up, grabbed a wipe and wiped its butt. He's kind of OCD. When he was younger he would clog his parent's toilet because he would keep wetting toilet paper and wipe his ass. It got so bad that they started making him take in a grocery paper bag to put the used toilet paper in. Why he felt the need to share this with me, I have no idea. He married a nurse and she purposely showed him a dust mite up close one time, so now he covers his pillows before he leaves the house every day. And if your 3 or 4 year old pooped in his toilet while visiting? He couldn't use it until he cleaned it. They are actually a very funny couple. Weird, but funny.
Baby heads do have a unique smell to them that is pleasing. Their heads are also remarkably soft and fuzzy. So you pass your nose and cheek over their scalp, and you get that one-two punch to your senses. It's pretty damn cool. It's easier to accomplish this when they are old enough to sit upright in your arms and don't need the head support. Then their heads are right there by your nose, begging you to take a whiff. On the flip side, when they are old enough to keep their heads lifted they also have a tendency of moving the head around in exploration. It increases the possibility of their titanium plated skulls connecting with the aforementioned nose.
Versit, Virgin, whatever While driving to a job site today, I was on the phone with a lady who is the co-worker of another girl that I was going to meet at the site. I said, "I don't think I have her cell phone number." The lady said, "Would you like her V card?" I said, "Yes, actually. I would very much like her V Card." She said, "Okay, I will make sure you get it." This story did not have a happy ending. I have all her contact information, but I didn't have sex with her.
What, you never met anyone with show dogs? They clean their dog's ass with Q-tips before each showing.
Guns are just inanimate chunks of steel and wood and stuff. They don't squirm around in your arms, don't crawl around, don't spontaneously shit and/or puke, and if you drop them nothing happens.
Apparently gun manufacturers in movie universes aren't required to drop-test their firearms. They're also not required to drop test babies, there's that.