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5/9/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 9, 2014.

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  1. joule_thief

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    This place always has funny stuff on their sign:

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  3. Crown Royal

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    Apparently they are completely unoriginal though.
     
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    Oh Austin, how I miss thee
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/05/gluten_sensitivity_may_not_exist.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/20 ... exist.html</a>

    My bossman needs to stop buying into this gluten free shit because I want to make some money off him. I have experimented with gluten free bread and it fucking sucks. It has the texture of a loaf breads like banana nut bread. As far as I can tell you can't get anything like the stretchy stringy adhesion of gluten in gluten free bread. I have done it with mixtures of xantham gum, cornstarch, tapioca, brown rice flour, coconut flour, milled flaxseed, milled quinoa, milled amaranth seed.

    I also want to confess that I am the cheapest date around. When you get buzzed on one beer, you are not only the cheapest date, but you are probably a 14 year old girl who likes ponies and snorting sugar off your poster of Justin Beiber.
     
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    The first time I saw these things - I became convinced that hell is for real.

    Apparently in Maine there's a thing called White Ass Wasps. I can't find a pic that I know is real - but they stung my brother and in retaliation, he's on a jihad. Anything with a stinger in his yard is going to die this year. Painfully.
     
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    I think he might mean a white-tailed hornet, or bald-faced hornet.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald-faced_hornet" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald-faced_hornet</a>

    They build nests all around our summer cabin in Maine. And they are assholes. They don't just sting you and fly away, they keep stinging you over and over. My sister got stung by one four times before we could kill it. Her leg looked like it had a baseball under her skin.
     
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    Fuck that shit. Take the nope train all the way to fuckthatshitville.
     
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    You call that a bug?




    Now that's a bug
     

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    Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure.
     
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    I caught part of the movie 'Meteor Man.'

    Holy Shit, what a delightful cheesy fuckfest of a movie. I'm going to have to watch the whole thing. And my God, quite a few stars in that movie.
     
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    You can't deny a film where the villains are played by Big Daddy Kane and Another Bad Creation. It was an infamous bomb back in the day.
     
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    It is very trendy right now to ride your cruiser to coffee shops, bars etc. in central Phoenix and after 6 months of prodding by my wife I finally caved yesterday and bought one. Evidently you can't get a dui on a bike.
     

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    OWI, operating while intoxicated. According to a local detective you can indeed get busted on a bike but he said you either had to be the worlds biggest dipshit/asshole or the quota needs met. In other words it very rare here but it can happen.
     
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    You can in Ohio. My cousin got his second DUI on a bicycle while his license was suspended from his first DUI.

    The cop saw him fall off of it and bust his face up on the sidewalk.
     
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    Per the Nazi Scottsdale PD, and my friends on Phoenix PD you can not be charged with a DUI on a bicycle and since we do not have a charge for public intoxication you can only be charged with disturbing the peace, but you can be intoxicated and operate a bicycle in public.

    There are a large number of bicycle pub crawls here.
     
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    Here it's pretty much a DUI if you're on nearly any set of wheels. A bike, a golf cart, motorized razor scooter, I wouldn't be surprised if rollerblades counted too.
     
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    In Minnesota you cannot be charged with a DUI as long as the bicycle doesn't have any motor, so the law doesn't apply despite having wheels. But I'm sure there's other things they can (will) stick you with if you're an idiot.

    I just noticed this but I went to high school with the fella who wrote that article... kinda funny to me seeing it here now. This will make you either laugh or want to tear your hair out:

     
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