Stephen King directed that, and thinks its the worst thing he's ever done. He said he was so coked out he barely remembers, and MAN does it show. You wanna see a "trash movie", kids? Look no further. Once you see a little boy graphically crushed by a steamroller it's all downhill from there. Every thing in the movie is exploitive and done in the poorest of taste. However... AC/DC. And that toy truck scared the piss put of me as a kid. WE MAAAAAADE YOOOOOU!!!!!!
*sigh* So Michael Sam apparently is going have have his own reality show. He states over and over again that he only wants to be judged as a football player, yet how many 7th round picks do you know that get endorsement deals with VISA before they even make the team? Now this. Well then.
Remember the video of the dude throwing a naked chick into the pool this week? Well that chick was a porn star, she broke her foot upon landing, and the thrower was super douche poker bro-millionaire Dan Bilzerian. Cue Porn star's lawyer suing Bilzerian and Bilzerian's lawyer firing off the most fantastic "Fuck You" response ever written.
That is some artfully-wielded passive-aggression. It's hard to choose a side here because everyone sucks except the lawyer who wrote that wonderful letter.
AJ McCarron has endorsement deals and there will be a reality show about his wedding and he was a 6th round pick. Even if he just wants to be judged as a football player, you're really asking him to turn down money because others see him as more than that? Especially given his tenuous roster chances and the short life span of an average football player in general? Bilzerian is an epic douche who continues to try to fool people into believing he's not just playing with Daddy's money, but that being said, he does have fantastic taste in lawyers. That was just outstanding.
Well this is the big weekend. After nearly a year of negotiations, attorney nonsense, and drama the ex (and my kids) are moving out. I went over for the first time to the new place as they needed my truck to move some beds and it was rough. The kids wanted to stay there so now I'm getting drunk at a bar. I'm very much against self-loathing and the like, but fuck that this weekend. I've earned it.
Just checking in to make sure that nettdata didn't wipe my account and announce my first child is graduating college this weekend and has already accepted a job offer. She will soon be off my payroll and I will surely drink to that!!
Cmon, that show is more about Webb than McCarron. If Webb hadn't become as famous as she is no way that show happens. And Sam is more than welcome to grab all the cash he can, he doesn't owe anybody anything. You're absolutely right in that he needs to make all the money he can while he can. But if he's also going to declare, over and over on TV that he only wants to be judged as a football player but then invite all this attention that is coming his way that is definitely not based on his skills on the field, then he comes off as a bit of a hypocrite. You can't have it both ways. If Manziel who has said all the right things up until now decided to have cameras follow him everywhere he'd be crucified.
Pretty sure she was being a shithead as she ran around the yard with my damn undergarment. And she knew I wanted it. KNEW IT! She would let me get within a foot of her while she looked at me with it in her mouth. Then one more step and she took off. I think that's the definition of shithead. And why do so many people run at night in my neighborhood?
The number of stories you have of your undergarments flapping about in the great outdoors for all to see leads one to believe that you actually want to call attention to said undergarments. There is a thread for that, you know.
I have zero stories about an incident like this. And isn't this story #3? But maybe I'm only imaging you telling us another story about your underwear. What color was it?
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You're sweet. Keeping track and all. No just two. Both involving my dog by the way. She got into a shipment and spread them all over the yard and tonight she got a hold of the girdle (sorry, "compression garment") I had to wear after my surgery. Which was rather large. And sexy white. I can model it for you if you'd like. It's rather attractive.