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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 9, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    My oldest has prom tonight. She is getting out at 12:30 to get her hair done. It's torrentially downpouring here. I think it'll be a waste of money. This also means I need to clean my house as it looks like pictures will be indoors. There's 2 couples and a trio coming over. The trio is funny as a guy asked a girl, pretty sure as friends, but then the girl got a girlfriend, so they are all going together. I imagine those pictures will go something like him/her, her/her, him/her/her. I asked my daughter who was driving and she said she wasn't sure. Which just made me picture her driving her car in her dress, heels, all fancied up, driving her stick shift car. Have you ever tried to press a clutch in in heels? Seriously, anyone?

    She likes Batman so I tried to get her to buy this and walk into every room exactly this way:


    She wouldn't. Something about "mom, stop, you're not funny". Who was trying to be funny?
     

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  2. Backroom

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    What the fuck?
     
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    If you never post again I'll assume you're buried under Juice's back porch after he killed you for gimmick infringement.
     
    #283 D26, May 16, 2014
  4. Juice

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    YOU WANNA GO MOTHERFUCKER?

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  5. happyfunball

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    I know. I don't know, she told me this, I said okay, and life goes on.

    Juice, Cosby looks scared there. I don't think he'll win with that attitude.
     
    #285 happyfunball, May 16, 2014
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    If he's smart he'll stay at least a mile away from my block. YOU HEAR ME BITCH???

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    All kidding aside, that is dangerous as fuck... especially when it's wet out and the pedals are even more slippery. She could just as easily slip off the brake when she really needs to brake.

    Have her wear a pair of running shoes or even sandals when driving, and she can change into her heels when she gets there.

    $0.02
     
    #287 Nettdata, May 16, 2014
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    Takes a big man to threaten an 80 year old. The Cosby Posses reaction after they deal with you:

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    Her date has a new car. I vote for him driving. I mean, he's driving here, so he'd just leave his car here anyway.
     
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    Of course I wrecked the car! That's what you get for not getting me a Limo, mom! Yolo!!
     
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    He won't win because Jim Brown. I love The Cos but he is not violent, and no match for a guy who used to flatten an entire opposing defence by himself.
     
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    Let's get one thing straight, it's not "The Cos." Its Cosby or Bill Cosby or Doctor Huxtable.
     
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    What brand of condoms is her date bringing?
     
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    Have y'all somehow missed all the movies/tv shows in which the scrawny dude was somehow able to talk/sass his way out of the fight? Or the bigger dude somehow gets knocked out because he ran at the scrawny dude and hit the wall or whatever?
     
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    Hey Canuckleheads, any plans for this glorious May Two-Four long weekend?
     
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    So you know how all of a sudden the trendy thing to do was to be gluten intolerant? Turns out that unless you have actual celiac disease, you just like spending more for food.

    Meanwhile I'll take extra gluten and GMO's please.
     
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    Ha! Just a friend.

    Also, you suck.
     
    #297 happyfunball, May 16, 2014
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    Does this mean you all are Catholic?
     
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    He probably has a pocketful of quarters for the condom machine in the men's room. Bump into him and see if he jingles.
     
    #299 Misanthropic, May 16, 2014
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    That's George Foreman.

    BOOM ROASTED
     
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