The Penis Vandal refuses to stop drawing dicks all over New Haven Connecticut. Juicy? 'An anonymous vigilante in Connecticut has spent the better part of the last five months spray-painting huge wangs all over the neighbourhood in a bold effort to inspire the good people of New Haven. NY Mag report that when he first started his noble campaign he would “dash off a single penis and call it a night”, but recently, he’s upped the dicks-per-night count to around six."'
Holy shit, this whole 107* heat index is pissing me off. The cherry on top was the FIVE centipedes I killed in the bathroom this morning. Fuck this hot, humid nonsense.
Welcome to living in America. Every time we make the world news it's either for bombing another sand dune or some politician saying something so shitty you feel like you just got ear fucked by a pineapple. I keep telling myself we'll grow out of this.
Sigh. So here's the thing: Not only did my wife and I back Matt Brown, I know him. He lives in my neighbourhood. My daughter plays with his son at school. We see him all the time. And his wife. And son. Now this poor little kid is getting asked questions by classmates left and right because the planet knows that his Daddy slept around. It gets sickening when you see it at a personal level. What. The FUCK. Were they thinking? In this day and age of no secret kept....We haven't had a mayor in this city that didn't completely shit the bed since Tom Gosnell, was that 1988?
With all this news about guns and no one is talking about the gator that snatched the baby in DisneyWorld? We really need to focus more on gator safety as a national priority.
Its believed the gator was going through a gender change at the time, the kid might have been gay as well, impossible to know now. Not sure if its possible to know if a 2 year old is gay or not.
I just spent an enjoyable 20 minutes scrolling through tumblr losing its shit because Hiddleston and Swift were "caught" kissing on a beach by some not-at-all-paid-by-them-to-be-there paps.
I'm going to orlando in about a month and taking my son to the animal/zoo part of disneyland. Of course my phone has been blowing off the hook from in-laws telling me not to go because he might get eaten by a gator. Jesus christ some of the stupidity right now just makes you wanna gives these people a high five. In the face. With a chair.
In the last few weeks we've had a kid play with a gorilla and another make friends with a gator. I'm thinking in the next few weeks we'll see a kid get friendly with a burmese python in Miami.
That kid is gator shit and I promise you they saw it before it got him and they were probably fucking with it. The cops and game wardens were is disbelief at how much of a freak thing this is. Because you have to really try to get killed by one. Unless poked and prodded and you are dangling raw chicken when it's hungry, they generally leave people alone. Or if it's a mother gator protecting a nest. It's a man made lake with generally clear water and they are acting like it came out of fucking no where. Fuck off with that shit. They HAD to see it swimming toward them. I grew up in south Florida where every fresh body of water has them. It's rare for this to happen. Edit: evidently, they found the kid drowned in about 6 feet of water not far from the shore. So I take back my alligator shit comment as he was not yet eaten.
If you have a Florida fresh water source anywhere near you, there is probably a gator in it. FYI. As some people will attest, if you have a swimming pool, you might have had a gator in it at some point or another. These things move in anywhere. The golf course down the street has a small pond with a gator in it. You can see its eyes at night, shining. Drunks throw chicken wings at it, and it is grateful. My uncle had a small pond in front of his house, a gator moved in. I've canoed right past plenty. This shit ain't science. Well, it is, but you know, fuck off with your book learnin', son. This happens often:
Never having dealt with gators whatsoever, forgive the ignorance of this question. But if it's a man made lake in the middle of Disney World, is it impossible to put measures in place to prevent gators from getting in there? How would that happen in the first place?
It's a good question. The whole of Disney property is 47 square miles of drained swamp area. The grand Floridian is up against a massive, man-made lake. There are lots of not man-made lakes in the area. It could have gotten there at night a long time ago. Or possibly through some sort of drainage or overflow. There's no real way to keep them out. There's also a lot of marshy areas around that lake. Plenty of space for nesting and hiding.