Implying things ever looked good for Meatloaf. That guy has poured out more accumulative sweat then I've drank alcohol in my life.
As a proponent of strict gun control, I will waive my personal bias and say that sentence needs to be taken out and shot.
1985 Madonna? Because, that would be an awesome copy. Man, teenage me loved the way she moved in this strapless prom dress, even if it did have a ridiculously large bow. Or, wait, did you mean Meat Loaf should copy her? Because, I don't think he should wear that dress.
If anything Madonna should be more like Meatloaf. The dive bar I frequent has Touch Tunes. Bartender there says his friends do drive-bys when he is working. They put like 20 minutes of Meatloaf on the juke when its busy. So, you know, one song. An aside, Fight Club has been on cable this week. Meatloaf as Bob is a killer performance (he also slays his 3 minutes in Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny). He steals every scene he is in. If anybody has not seen that movie, it is required viewing. My friend never saw it. We happened to catch the very end when the cock frame flashes before the credits. He goes, "Wait, was that a dick??"