Participating in the Air Force Association Challenge Ride this weekend. It's my first time and from what I've been told, the first lap can be a cluster fuck of a peloton until the Lance wannabe's & slower folks separate out. Based on my average speed I should be able to complete five laps, but the goal's six.
Longest fucking week ever. I thought it would never end. Made even better by the fact that my employer fucked around all week getting my bonus to me and it ended up costing me more then the fucking bonus was worth. Fuckers. Watch me fuck off for the next week and see how you like that shit. On the plus side, I'm 99.9% sure of my gender and ethnicity and I haven't helped anyone escape prison which puts me solidly ahead of the curve of the major news makers this week. Yay me.
Does anybody else in here think Yolandi Vasser would eat her own young? I can't even tell if that girl/thing is entirely human, yet their are legions of guys turned on by her.
Her normal looking pictures make her look like an attractive woman. It's the stylized pics of her that are scary as all get out. So I guess it would depend on which rendition that are attracted to... Spoiler: This Spoiler: Vs This Also her hairdo is all jacked up. Spoiler: .
Uncle Jesse just got busted for DUI. If he ends up in the clink, I wonder if they'd allow me conjugal visits... I also wonder if he'll be able to convince a bunch of convicts to help him re-form Jesse and the Rippers. Fuck it. Just put Stamos in cuffs and leave him on my front porch. I'll return him when I'm finished.
Agreed. That first picture she looks really pretty. However she usually looks like a rabid possum and that music...not my cup of tea at all. Straight-up Weirdsville.
Rachel Dolezal's Twitter feed is like watching Gollum argue with himself. Is she defiantly standing by her story or now trolling everybody and admitting to a farce? It changes with each post.
Oh sweet Jesus: Rachel Dolezal @HARLMRENAISSANC 1h1 hour ago I have medical records proving my sickle cell anemia. EDIT: Wait a minute....that account has only 304 followers and the first tweet was 11 hours ago. The most popular one has 1878 followers and was started yesterday. Fake, fake, fake.
Alright. She must have deleted her account because that one is her handle in all caps (her old tweets are on some news articles). That is some wild trolling.
Contact with the stripper has been made. I repeat, contact with the stripper has been made. T-minus 2 hours and we will be entertained! I have a serious question, unrelated to erotic dancers. What in the hell is up with people wearing what I can only assume are pajama pants in public? I do not understand.
Wait a minute here...Bruce Jenner's original genitals aren't sitting in a specimen bottle? (Sorry, a drunk moment of realization) So what does this make him? He's not transgendered if he still has his dick. He's still a fucking he. With a dick. You know, that thing that makes a guy a guy. He's not a transgendered hero. He's like a '93 Honda with an F40 wing, a fart can, and a tach bigger then your head masquerading as a performance vehicle. Except he isn't a Honda. Or a female. He has a fucking dick.