I'd say more like one of those Lamborghini Countach kit cars you'd put on a Civic chassis. It encompasses all of the ostentatious look at me attitude of the whole situation.
Hate the short hair, but holy fuck lipstick lesbian. Orange is the new black stepping up it's hotness game.
Yep, one that he loves to fuck chicks with. And that he doesn't ever see getting rid of. So basically he's an over-hyped tranny who's winning the familial "look at me!" contest.
Yes. She's a kit car that pushed another car into oncoming traffic and killed the occupant. And evidently doesn't give a fuck. I don't want her on Vanity Fair, I want her on fire.
Not to pick nits or anything, but it's been two hours and I'm not entertained. Or, maybe you were using the royal "we."
I mean you could have found a more unflattering picture of the girl. She has the nicest set of titties on the show since that asian girl's last year. You know this girl:
Future sister in law picked up a stray dog from a walmart parking lot (she said a bum was about to kick it, she yelled at him and the dog ran and hid under her car). Since apparently our house is the animal defense league, we now have our fifth dog. Sweet as hell, very friendly around my toddler son so I'm sold. But regardless... five dogs (plus a cat)..... damn!!
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, how come no one cares about me? I'm not pretty enough. That's it isn't it? I'm a butt assed ugly lesbian with a dick who doesn't have even a hint of femininity. Shouldn't that make me some kind of hero? The struggle is real.
You know, he was a lot of fun. I'll save some pictures from snapchat and share them later. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated breath.
Sorry guys, Channing Tatum was busy. I live in rural Missouri, I don't know what you expect. Now we're headed to the bar.
Rural Missouri? A well-groomed goat wouldn't have satisfied you in that case? Spoiler: Dad joke They're b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d to the bone.
Corn fed, testosterone fueled rednecks who spent all week on a tractor. Now add booze. What could possibly go wrong? Keep us posted.