I have to think the people were actors. Otherwise, that guy in the clown suit is going to end up dead. I mean, aside from the fact that anyone with a gun is going to end up instantly killing the dude, if there's any scenario where I feel like I'm not able to get away, I might end up fear/rage/panic stabbing the guy to death with a discarded plastic fork. Oh, you're screaming it's just a prank? That's what a killer fucking clown would say, asshole.
This morning my dog's poop was interrupted halfway through by a squirrel throwing down a dead branch from the tree above. You think squirrels are dumb but I think they've figured out who is trying to eat them lately.
Most of my friends aren't the type would run in fear from that situation. They would more than likely grab a hunk of concrete and try and cave the guy's head in. And there are many people who are far worse, you fuck with the wrong hombre like somebody armed or a martial arts expert and you could end up dead. Psychotic French genius prankster Remi Gaillard has been attacked a few times. He's been hit with a golf club, a crate pallet, been roughed up by the police etc. but granted its not like he didn't deserve it.
I'm fine with clowns until they run at me with chainsaws. I wonder where that was going down. A doll freaked me out on Easter morning... staying at my great aunt's place, I stumbled up to my room in a drunken stupor and passed out in the dark. The first thing I saw when I woke up was a huge doll sitting on a chair about five feet from me. One eye was mostly shut and the other mostly open, half its hair was missing, and it was looking right at me... so I almost jumped out of bed when I opened my eyes and saw it.
People were talking about Bourdain and Guy Fieri earlier, Action Bronson (former chef turned rapper) has been doing a youtube series called "Fuck, That's Delicious" for Munchies about different food places when he is on tour and it is amazing. He's done a bunch of cooking and food videos before, but these are great. He's larger than life, literally, also hilarious and his descriptions of food are amazing. I would watch the shit out of a TV show with him on it, but it would have to be a network or vehicle where he can still openly get high. First episode:
Mind of a Chef is the most recent new-to-me cooking show I've seen. It's produced and narrated by Bourdain. Here's a random segment: I watched through the first season on Netflix and am a fan.
Funny you mention that, my wife has been trying to ditch her porcelain doll collection from when she was a kid. They're ugly and generally scare the shit out of her and we dug them out of the cedar chest when our daughter walked in, saw them for the first time and demanded to keep some of them. It was hilarious: while we were outside she set them up to have a "party" in our bedroom and left them there, my wife walked in the bedroom and completely lost her shit because they were all staring at her when she flicked on the lights. God, I fucking DIED laughing. It was like a scene out of Dead Silence. Porcelain dolls are another on that list of things that are supposed to be cute but actually freak people out. How about porcelain clown dolls? They've never scared anybody... If you should die before you wake.... Spoiler
Oh goody. Dead Silence. A movie about haunted ventriloquist dolls. That shit is creepier than clowns wearing your grandmother's skin. Best part: the movie is legitimately good. Watch it alone with the lights off. I don't understand dolls, I don't understand people that collect dolls. My mom did that and it was partly brought on by chronic depression. Most likely she was lamenting not having a better child. So, she bought one that wouldn't talk back. If anyone's been to Key West they've probably heard about Robert The Doll. Isn't he cute? Go walk around his case, his dead black eyes will follow you. Imagine waking up to that thing sucking on your toes.
As far as I'm concerned, the creepiest doll in existence resides about a half hour east of my hometown in Janesville, MN. As you drive through the little town on Highway 14, you get to enjoy this sight: Always perched up there in the uppermost window in the same spot, it sits and glares at passing traffic with a vacant stare. Creepy. As. Fuck.
Yup, my guess is that something hatched and that was the result. Don't know for sure, but maybe one of our Aussie board members could help us out. Tangent - I've always wanted to go to Australia, but the more of this stuff I see, methinks I'm starting to rethink my travel plans.
That or tent caterpillars would be my guess. The solution to both would be a nice flamethrower. Better yet, a pair of flamethrowers.
Thise are the deadly Doozywobble Spiders. They strictly eat the eyes and privates of their prey, and lay 200,000 eggs twice a week in a sleeping human's nasal cavity. Because Australia.