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6/13/14 The Dads&Grads WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 13, 2014.

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  1. Luke 217

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    I watched that about 6 months ago, and the next weekend I made Yakitori. In my family, I'm known as the chicken whisperer.
    I guess that's what happens when you're in grade school, and your dad decides to become a fucking chicken farmer. Other than being an alcoholic, making chicken must run in my genes.
    At one point, we had over 600 chickens.

    A couple months ago my brother in law got some chickens for egg laying and wanted to get rid of the roosters. He explained to me that he tried to kill the roosters no more than 4 times by wringing their neck. I laughed for about 3 minutes then told him to go get his chef's knife. I was surprised that a CIA trained chef had eyes as big as saucers.
     
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  2. shegirl

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    I wonder is he's drugged himself into a coma yet. Not really.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Somebody posted a photo of him a little while ago, he was stringy-haired and fat as fuck.

    Storybook ending if you ask me. He was an utter fucktard.
     
  4. shegirl

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    I'm so glad I missed that. How does someone that does so many drugs get that fat? And how does a massive jewfro turn into stringy hair?
     
  5. scootah

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    Best guess, it's from Wagga Wagga in 2012. There was a flood that forced a shitload of tiny sheet weaver spiders to higher ground, which happened to be a around a town. They're called sheet weavers because of the ludicrous webs. They're basically harmless though.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://m.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/03/spiders-flee-australian-flood/100265/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/0 ... od/100265/</a>

    Have you considered finding a man to travel with? Just for safety.

    Honestly? Don't go to shithole country towns and you won't have to worry about that shit. Trust me, there's nothing in Wagga Wagga that you want to see even when it's not covered in spiders.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Sister-friend, you know better than to be glad out loud on THIS board.

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    ...just remember, you were tricked into watching THAT pleasure itself.
     
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    He looks like he just got his wisdom teeth removed... after living off of fast food and playing WoW for two years.
     
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    Despite being a member of the TMMB/TiB since 2007/2008 or so, I seem to have completely missed the whole Skyello thing. This last page has been...interesting....
     
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    yeah, i feel like we need some sort of elder/sage who will explain the back story on some of these infamous members.
     
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    Was there actually anything more to his story than that he videoed himself jerking off and sent it unsolicited to Shegirl, and was generally creepy?
     
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    Did there need to be more to the story than that? I mean hell. It's hardly a proper way to introduce yourself.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    Skyello was a Large-Type attention whore and utter stupid idiot who stooped to making retard videos like reciting "Comftorably Numb" as beat poetry in an Afro wig, playing keyboards while licking dildos, or as mentioned sending a private video to shegirl of his repulsive self jerking off, which thankfully got him banned.

    If you snipped at him for his idiocy he would e-stalk you for months. He's nothing short of a worthless taint and we're all better for not having him here.
     
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    That's like, after the second date type stuff.
     
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    I'm not saying that that wouldn't do it, but it's just kind of a short story. If we're doing 'come gather round while I tell you of olden times children' it's a bit of a disappointment in terms of duration.
     
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    I thought about the unsolicited dick pic / masturbation video thing. Every time I saw it I changed my mind. The words "They say the camera adds 10 lbs and it's still that small?" Kept resonating through my mind.
     
  16. Crown Royal

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    THAT'S the part that gnaws at your conscience? Not the "unsolicited" part?
     
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    A couple I know are building a house. They hit a natural spring while digging their basement and now have a big-ass hole full of water. Suck it, third world. In America sources of perfectly clean drinking water are annoyances.
     
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    Man a guy can't make a joke around here without getting his ass handed to him eh?
     
  19. Crown Royal

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    Just a message to all guys who might think that girl you like want to just, cold, want to see you play Atari with your genitals a) You're probably wrong and b) when you do that every person who has Internet access has a chance of seeing it. Right now there's an aborigine in Western Austrailia checking his Galaxy and saying "So-and-so just posted a jerk-off video to Mandy Christy Stephanieson? That shit never works."

    Keep it in your pants, Pee-Pee WrongStalking.
     
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    Brandy smells delicious. Brandy tastes like lighter fluid. Help.
     
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