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6/13/14 The Dads&Grads WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 13, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Knock the sand out of your vag, drink the brandy, and grow some fucking hair on your tits already.

    Or stick to fruity drinks with an umbrella.

    Your call.
     
  2. stopthemonster

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    Turning this theory into a science experiment, sent a picture of my dick to some of the women in my contacts. So far I've gotten "why?" "Ewwww" "ummmm" & "I'm so sorry" in reply.

    Not to mention "Did you mean to do this?" from my sister (wrong Ashley).

    I wish I could say you're wrong, but I guess women really don't like seeing my penis. Who knew?
     
  3. zyron

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    Licking dildos that he was dipping in peanut butter. Much classier than just licking dildos.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    Well hello, handsome stranger. Another prodigal sonneth returneth.
     
  5. toddamus

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    I don't remember this guy either. Did he post in the general discussion forum? Because I don't have the slightest idea who you guys are talking about.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Please tell me this is a hoax. You did not just do something like that. It's not funny to fuck with me while I'm on T3's.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Steve Eurkel was his avatar. He didn't post too often but it was usually nonsensical weirdness that was off topic, like Nitwit when he posted actual words only more retarded.

    He has a few videos, to which all I can say is if this guy isn't a card-carrying sex offender NOBODY is.
     
  8. toddamus

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    Huh for some reason I never really noticed him, although I generally don't read everything posted, I kinda cherry pick the posts I read.
     
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    I just bought some cherries from the farmers market and now have three mason jars in the fridge full of cherries and brandy. I will be doing the same with peaches when I get my hands on them.

    I usually use them in various mixed drinks, but my favorite is to mix it with leftover champagne/sparkling wine. I'll fill a third of the glass with the brandy and some of the chunks of fruit, then fill the rest of the glass with bubbly. Not only is it delicious, but it will knock you on your ass.
     
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    Jesus fuck. Did you come here from 4chan? You Sperg Lord mother fucker. I think you actually did it. Let me rephrase. I want to think, desperately, that you actually did it.

    How did you choose which women to send it to? Do you have an image in your mind of certain women you've ostensibly known for a long time having a favorable reaction to an unsolicited picture of your cock? I think your thought process here is even funnier than sending your co-worker from 7-11 the picture.

    Tell me you attached a message. "So whatcha think?"

    "Testing a theory! Here's my cock! You're not in the control group!"

    "Hey sis, you said you liked science, so here's a picture of my junk. Don't tell mom."

    How exactly do you plan to collate your data anyway? I'm dubious of your method. This is apparently important enough to alienate half the people you know. You better get it right.
     
  11. toddamus

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    Maybe its me, but I've never heard I woman ever say, it any conversation ever, that sometimes they just want to see a dick pic of a guy they hardly know, but maybe thats just the girls I hang out with.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    Just ask Brett Favre how well it worked out. The combination of Crocs, jorts and a Vikings jersey became a Hallowe'en costume hit that year.

    Evidently people still don't get it.
     
  13. Nettdata

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    Everyone except you, apparently.
     
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    "I'm so sorry"? Looks like you lose on multiple levels.
     
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    This does border on sexual harassment right? They could take this to the cops if they are offended enough I think. Funny thing about texts and the internet, the cops and NSA and whoever else will have access to it forever and ever. Maybe its time to start taking Polaroid's
     
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    I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
     
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    "Women know about shrinkage right?"
     
  18. Luke 217

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    I'm oldschool. I show them my dick unsolicited in person.

    My friends call me "Luke". Everyone else calls me "hey, whose that dude in the bushes?"
     
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    My grandparents would drink brandy at their weekly card game.

    You down for some canasta, Bewildered?
     
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    I got it for some sangria but the bottle is huge. It smelled good so why not pour a drink? Damn it was strong.

    I've got plenty of body hair for the both of us, nett. I'll be sure to tweeze the rogue hairs that pop up tomorrow after this miserable drink.
     
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