And we have come full circle. I don't even know what the fuck to say about that pic. Angel is right though. I bet he couldn't even find his dick now. Let alone do...what he did. ugh. Haunting me is not even close to the level of fucking gross disgusting hairy manbeast I saw that day. Ya'll can say "Oh shegirl man up it wasn't that bad". And to that I say fuck you man. When I clicked that link I had zero idea what was waiting for me. Now I like surprises just as much as the next girl but THAT was no surprise. It was more like punishment. And while I'm at it let me just tell you guys out there that although we love you, all of you, your body too, there are still parts of you that are strictly utilitarian in appearance. UNLESS WE ASK, do not want, to see. Mmmkay thanks.
So basically what you're saying is that before we send you videos of self-love, we should be neatly groomed downstairs. Got it.
A woman calling my junk "utilitarian" is not only a step up, but totally fucking hot. How is it when a woman says something like that its hot, but when I tell my wife her tits and pussy are utiliarian I get no sex for a month?
Yes, that, AND don't be this filthy, disgusting, dillusional sack of anuses (SheDevil DO NOT open this photo): Spoiler Beefy Phil responded to that in the most Beefy Phil way possible:
Well. Yeah. Apparently, the weather went crazy in our area last night with thundernadolightningbooms - I slept straight through that ish, and with a fan on, god help me. I'll never wake up in case of sirens.
As someone who was on tour with Lilith Fair during the big "boobs are now allowed to be free in public" movement, truer words have never been spoken.
Both times I've been to a nude beach, it's been old people whose Give A Fuck Meter is decidedly broken. I don't have an explanation as to why they feel the need to air their saggy baggy parts, but, they do.
Funny as just today at the gym I was on the rowing machine when a girl with HUGE fake tits starts using the pull up machine across from me. First she had to readjust the iPhone she had jammed in her bra between her cleavage, THEN she started using the pull up machine. I caught a glimpse of her huge fake breast while she was in the middle of her set. She caught me, gave a hard eye roll, and shook her head in disgust. First time that's happened. In these situations my reptile brain is not not going to attracted to the sight of huge tits. I continued with my work out and she walked off telling her friend what a pig I was.
Fuck everything about her. She got tits that big to get people to look at her. Even if she tried to tell people it was for herself, to gain more confidence, shes still just as dead inside as she ever was.
Joke's on her, hasn't she heard that causes cancer? I had the best day yesterday. My college roommate was in from Va visiting her dad and invited me over. We swam in the pool, drank, posted some drunken pictures on facebook (I had a hover hand!), tried to figure out how to get on the floats in one smooth jump, spilled one drink in the pool, and then her dad invited me to stay for their seafood dinner. It was great and despite using sunscreen, I got a little burned. I think I forgot to do my feet: It was the best day.
How fucking DARE you pay attention to the things she paid thousands of dollars for so people would pay attention to her. Jesus, this stupid breed of of women. I bet she yells at every guy who walks within five feet of her in a bar "Umm, yeah, I have a BOYFRIEND." Let the soothing flames engulf you whole.