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6/13/14 The Dads&Grads WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 13, 2014.

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  1. katokoch

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    Sounds like the type that would roll her eyes at you, or ignore you at best, if you dared to hold a door open for her out of common courtesy.

    Bitches ain't shit. Shoulda told her to spend the titty job money on a T-shirt if it bothered her so much.

    Funball is trying to make your skin tone match your toenail paint the new thing?
     
  2. happyfunball

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    If it is, good thing I didn't go with the green polish.
     
  3. The Village Idiot

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    I've been caught before, and I will be again. I usually just smile. Look, I'm a guy, I'm going to look, you know I'm going to look, so if it makes her feel better to adopt the 'poor put upon big chested me' than so be it.

    We all have parts to play in life Kubla, so man up, play your part, take your lumps.

    Next time, take a fucking picture and post it so dirty old pervs like me can remember what offending women felt like. I've passed the 'creepy perv guy' stage and apparently passed into the 'that really old guy that still looks at boobs, isn't that cute!' guy. You know, that guy that the hooter's waitresses think is harmless because he's so old? Yeah, go me.
     
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    It's a pretty common thing these days. They want the self-esteem boost from being desired, but they also want to feel superior by judging you. These also tend to be the sort of girls that constantly bitch about not being able to find a decent guy, because the decent guys would rather be with the decent women.
     
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    There's a girl that does marketing for us and she goes around to all the high schools and referring physicians offices and flaunts her tits and ass and drums up some business. She looks damn good, but jesus does she go over the top sometimes. At one of the high schools, we were going around to meet the athletic trainers in the weight rooms for the football team. The doctors also came to talk about what they do. She decides to wear gym clothing to this meeting. Which isn't totally uncalled for since the docs wear scrubs and sneakers and the trainers dress accordingly as well.

    Anyway, she sees a chest fly machine and goes, "Oh! How does this work?!" Runs over to it and sits down. "Like this??!", as she is doing slow chest flys which make her fake boobs purge straight out. It was ridiculous. Thankfully, there were no students in this meeting. The trainers immediately lost train of thought and the doctors were embarrassed and disgusted by her behavior.

    Extremely good looking girl, but how much validation can one person possibly seek? Its probably an illness.
     
  6. Luke 217

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    It must be a fucking epidemic. But a good kind, the opposite of the bubonic plague. (Boobaunic Plague?)
    Today I working out and a girl is doing bent over rows with an Ipod tucked in between her titties right in front of me. She wanted me to look. Its like we're caught between a rock and a hard nipple, we look they might get pissed, but why are you wearing something on purpose to make us look? Wear a fucking t-shirt if you don't want us to look. (whose kidding, I'm still going to look at your sweater cannons)
     
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    I think gawking at a woman who is wearing conservative clothing is distasteful and creepy. She didn't ask for anyone's attention, and I respect that. However, if she's wearing something low-cut and the cleavage is obvious, I am not going to be discreet about looking. If she doesn't want me looking, she shouldn't throw them out there. The only reason to wear something low-cut is to show off your tits, and if challenged, I would tell her that.
     
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    I think, regardless of what a woman is (or isn't) wearing, no one has the right to truly intimidate or threaten her.
    Looking and appreciating is one thing, being gross is another. It's a fine line - granted - but you can be appreciative without being a pig.
     
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    Yup. By wearing sunglasses.

    It's called class.
     
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    If he's good looking its ok? But if he's gross, its creepy.
     
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    I make it a point to adjust my package every couple minutes when appreciating women in tight clothing sweating. It makes them too uncomfortable to confront you about gawking. I think they find it flattering...
     
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    I wonder do women ever sneak peeks of a mans package? I've never caught a woman doing this outside of the bedroom, but c'mon they must sometimes right?
     
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    Damnit you have gone to far. I snorted out ice tea through my nose as I read this.
     
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    I know they do. In high school speech a kid got a boner while in front of the class. The girls went crazy which I think made it worse. The guys caught on but only cause the girls pointed it out.
     
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    Yes, they do. And here is proof.
     
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    Its different when you have a full out erection though, kinda hard not to notice that. I'm not talking about this

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    I'm more referring to when you're talking to a women, do her eyes ever casually move down to the balls or do they just not care.
     
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    No...because I've found the guys who are and know they are good looking tend to be MORE creepy and gross than the guys who are I guess average looking?


    And typically gross looking guys are so socially unaware that they wouldn't know how to be anything anyhow. Or at least they play it that way.
     
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    I don't, normally, however, sometimes when guys wear those kind of basketball shorts, you can see it poking against it. I look then. I don't stare, but I mean, it's kind of obvious.

    Something like this:

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    And I honestly don't get putting the ipod in the cleavage. I've debated getting an arm band, but I've heard mixed reviews, so if I'm doing something where I can't hold it, I tend to put it in my pants at the hip.
     
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    They may be wondering if whatever rash you've got that causes you to keep scratching and moving your junk is airborne.



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    I used to coach a guy who'd get workout boner. It was the weirdest, most uncomfortable looking thing.
     
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    Bless your heart. Ive got news for you, it wasn't a "workout boner." It was a "I want to fuck my trainer" boner.
     
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