Yea, you're assuming way too much here. Maybe hes very bi? Because the gym is not gay at all, ever, in anyway possible. Its just a bunch of guys working out, sweating, and comparing body parts.
In the card catalogue of my mind, he's been slotted as the guy who got weird workout boner when doing pull-ups, burpees, or cleans. Or hand stands. Or box jumps. You can't take him out of that category because I refuse to contemplate otherwise. So there.
It just means he finds you or the other men attractive, whats so wrong with that? So long as your not spotting him on the bench press then he pops some wood, that would be exceptionally awkward.
It's as easy as tucking it in your underwear's waistband pointed up. And if it doesn't reach that far, who cares? You're not getting laid anyway with a child's penis.
If this was a young enough person, he may not have had any control. I remember in puberty getting them for no reason at completely wrong times for no other reason than the hormones were going crazy. About the same time a young man figures out he can skyello himself about 7 times a day without any problems.
It's a bazillion degrees in the gym. Yes. I wear lululemon sprint shorts. Because swamp ass is gross.
No way my mind would wander at the sight of you in luluemon sprint shorts. Nope, I would be constantly thinking about my burpees and pullups.
I didn't think it was possible to pop wood during an intense workout. Sex excluded. Say I'm jogging or something... I've never even come close to getting a boner.
That's my argument. I've heard other guys tell me that an intense workout and loose undies will let that happen tho.
Totally random tidbit, I'm not a JLo fan but her recent appearance on The Tonight Show doing Tight Pants with Fallon was pretty damn funny, at the end. Events of the day, some poor dude got pulled over in the parking lot of the business next door by an undercover. Three cop cars later, they patted him down, loaded him in and took him away. The completely innocent and naive receptionist says, "How do they sit in the car with the cuffs behind their back?" I replied with the fact that clearly, she doesn't watch Cops.
My favorite part of COPS is when they are tazing the absolute piss out of the guy, pressing a knee on his skull and yelling for him to stop resisting. That and hooker sting operations.
If Lopez stuck with Affleck she would be married to an Oscar winner, but instead she went with the Lost Singing Skeleton Of Papantala. It was Gigli. It poisoned everyone involved and even turned Al Pacino into a shitty actor from then on.
This reminds me of Jon Hamm's propensity for going commando, much to the delight of people everywhere. Spoiler
I like watching the fatfuck hayseed cops getting outrun by the camera crew. Try to live THAT down at the precinct the next day. Cops is the greatest reality show ever. When are perps going to learn that you never hind under the kiddie pool?
My boss has a great bulge. I make it a point to sit across from him in morning case review whenever possible, as there's no table in the group therapy room we meet in. I especially enjoy this one particular pair of grey pants he has.... .... sorry, what?