I guess this means a month of not getting flooded with PM's from him that I never look at. I don't get the part about having an issue with binary being a PM. Did binary fuck his mother or something?
Ahh I finally found a silver lining in this whole divorce fiasco- pissing off the ex wife. There's nothing more satisfying than having your current run into your ex while she gives both of you the stink eye. Almost makes me glad I got married in the first place, this has limitless potential for entertainment.
I love asking people "What's more satisfying: running into your ex when... a) you are out with someone more attractive/appealing than they are? or b) THEY are out with someone less attractive/appealing than YOU are?
Scenario B for sure. Because you know, deep down, they're seeking some sort of validation from you. Of course they'll never admit it, but that's racing through their mind.
I'll give you another slant. I wish I was held back, not for bad grades (although a case could be made), but for athletics. I was the youngest person in my class, and even younger than most if not all my buddies in the grade below. I guarantee you I would have been a ton better in every sport I played if I had one more year under my belt. I was good, pretty good at basketball, and great at baseball,,,,, but put in the right age group. I would've done some cool shit. Then there is the other thing. How about getting the holy fucking shit kicked out of you by seniors that almost 19 or probably in some cases are 19, when you are 13? Or just turned 14? Parents don't think about that (or didn't) when they enroll their kid in kindergarten early. Gee what do you think is going to happen to my baby boy when he turns into a smart ass know nothing kid and he gets to high school and has to deal with grown fucking men? I caught many a beaten's for my smart ass mouth. To be fair, if some shithead that was a foot shorter and weighed 50 lbs less than me challenged me to a spelling bee, and I had a stuttering problem. I would have kicked his ass too.
I only ran into my one lunatic ex twice since 1999. Once at a bar, the other when she was with her new man and their feral offspring who was four or five years old and ran off to --I swear-- take a haymaker swing at a toddler in the mall for no reason. Her guy was fat and rich, but when I looked at him and raised my eyebrows, I could see the sadness. FEEL the sadness. He knew that I escaped but he is now tied to her for life. This, my friends and neighbours, is a situation where money CAN'T buy happiness. Believe it.
Lets be honest, you'd be sitting around reminiscing about your glory days and what might have been, just like you are right now. Personally, I don't understand redshirting. at the end of the day, all you're doing is moving the goalposts. So instead of kids born in December being the youngest, now kids born in August are the youngest. Or even worse when some kids aren't but others are, you go from a 12 month age gap to an 18 month age gap in one academic year and really screw over the kids who aren't held back. Then again I was born in December and wasn't held back, as I think a lot of people would do reflexively. Sure am glad I wasn't. Maybe some kids might benefit from itbut it needs to be done at the right age. Now I'm reminded of the first month of grade 8 when all the teachers were full of bluster about holding certain people back if they didn't clean up their act. Looking back it accomplished nothing more than scaring and embarrassing a few kids who were unlucky enough to be on someone's radar. As if they were actually gong to hold those kids back.
Did you...did you do that? You little shit. But I'm kind of laughing. I feel so ambiguous about this. And because I forgot to do this earlier and don't want to take the time to scroll through to find posts regarding Lebron:
I agree. But my point was that when you're younger than your buddies in a lower grade, and 18 months younger than dudes in your class... Its hard to compete. In class, on the field, and more importantly... Dick size.
When is OK to drink on a Monday? I'd say when you get almost fired at work and your car breaks. Fuck my life, at least I'm not Durbanite.
You wouldn't have to worry. He makes his 17 year old son clean the fish while we sit back and drink beer.
Dieformetal's daughter earlier today: "Batman is superior to Superman in every conceivable (only she said 'con-cie-bab-bable') way!" I'll admit this wasn't exactly spontaneous, I have said that phrase before more than once when we watch DC cartoons. Still...it was unprompted and it was awesome.
You got that right, Durbanite has a steady job. Or maybe he doesn't, I have no idea. Anyway, I'm a free lance location audio guy for film shoots and I just got back from my last job that I had booked for the next looong time. So I'm also drinking on a Monday and am also almost unemployed. I think my best chance at making a living is to just keep going to the casino and winning $800 at the roulette table like I did last week. Clearly I have a knack for roulette. If I sell all my microphones and put the money on green 00 again I could basically retire!