How many more of these life-ruining tirades are we going to see before one just openly says "I am a fucking lightweight asshole." Alcohol simply removes the mask. There's no evil twin. Your drink didn't get laced. That IS who you are as a person. Own it.
Hahahaha! Know those IRS scammer calls? Some tech-savvy guy set up a call-flooder to call them back, flood their lines/agents so nobody else could get through, and recorded all the reactions on the other end. Once you get through the first couple minutes of setup, it's pretty hilarious.