Ever been around gay men? "OMG it's soooooo hot!!!" is not a cliche. Makes you wanna feed them a brick sandwich.
I'm in a vicious cycle where I'm so freaking hot bc of my big belly. I crave ice cream or frozen yogurt to cool off. The ice cream is not helping the belly situation. This summer can suck it.
My wife was lucky, she didn't have to deal with the usual 40 weeks of pregnancy. She cheated somehow and only did 26. Laziness, if you ask me.
My is due in late august so she's in that "eat the pantry" phase. Meanwhile I've dropped 10 lbs in 3 weeks; turns out not drinking plus working out makes you lose weight, who woulda thought? I'm losing as fast as she's gaining, and this stifling Texas heat isn't helping her love pregnancy any more.
I'm not as far along as she is, but I feel her pain. I have 20 lbs on the front of my body and holy shit it's weird. My back and lungs are like, "Wtf heffer?"
My wife told me yesterday she doesn't know how fat people do it and that she would never "let herself" get like that. I tried to explain to her that outside of fetish porn people generally don't choose to be large, but she wasn't having it. This coming from a woman who sans pregnancy thinks she's fat if she's at 135 lbs (she's 5'10'').
Ours was only two pounds at birth but they wouldn't give my wife the Happy Shot so she was somewhat fussy during labour (not to mention giving birth three months early scared the heck out of her). After hearing birth stories from mothers in the ward later that night and next day, for you I recommend taking all the drugs in the entire hospital, starting 8.5 months in. That's right, girl. Be a paralyzed, drooling vegetable come labour time and just have the baby army-crawl out of you while you have no memory of that bowel-shattering magic of childbirth.
Ahh the miracle of childbirth, something I hope to stay ignorant to for a long long time.....Whats it called when the wall between a womans vagina and ass tears? Thats just another one of those little miracles that can occur.
Don't forget that 90% of women shit themselves during childbirth. So there's that to look forward to as well. So how many people on this board are in the process of re-spawning? I'm expecting my second in mid-August, RotN is late August, TX is... September? Anyone else currently in utero that I'm forgetting?
Yeah turns out as a father you are supposed to know your wife's due date even if there is almost zero chance the kid is gonna be born then? My wife got pissed because I thought it was the 25th and it's the 30. Whatever. My son was a pre-me by a month and even though she's taking these shot she to make her vagina constipated the second parasite is still gonna climb outta her early. My bet is on August 9th, which will be my 10 year brain tumor anniversary. I'm the exact opposite of religious or superstitious, but so much crazy crap (pun intended) has happened on that day over the years I just assume the kid is gonna arrive then too.
I'm in the opposite position where my first was 6 days late, and that was only because we pushed her the hell out. This one the due date is August 15th, but we've already consulted with the doctor and we're going either the 10th or the 11th. I'm trying to see if I can get a two for one special on a baby and a vasectomy since the urology department is only a floor below the birthing department.
I'm ok with the pooping and stuff. I'm just hoping there isn't a resident I know present. I might have to be the bitch who politely tells them to GTFO.
I use a stovetop smoker and finish in the oven. They turned out magnificent before. I am still perfecting my charcoal grill game. It is pretty challenging maintaining a low temp for that long. Today's theme song