The oddest thing I've seen lately happened last night. I was at my dive, grabbing a beer, and across the bar from me there was a group of guys and they were watching synchronized mens diving and takings bets on it, commenting on the scores and the form of the men diving. Maybe I'm being a bit odd here, but I didn't think heterosexual men got that excited about mens diving. I kind of had a flashback when I was in Prague and we went to a well known club, and once a month that club had a gay night, and we happened to be there that night. I remember looking at my brother and the neurons were firing, we asked each other if it was a gay club decided we didn't know and got out. Turns out that was Lollipop night... I kind of got that vibe last night while those guys were betting on diving.
I totally woke up to my cat tooting in my face. Asshole. I wonder how many people have made porn versions of Top Gun.
Because I don't want to give her any indication that I saw that (looked her up after I setup the interview). I want her to leave it so that future employers see it too. Under no circumstances will I hire her, but I'll play the game.
Home made, or adult film official? What's the porn copy movie title? I remember Top Gun being in the list of "films that already have a good porn title." It was Snatch, Shaft, Blow, American Pie, Free Willy and some others that I forget.
The volleyball game scene WAS porn, woman. That shit was sexy as fuck. PLAYIN WITH THE BOYYYYYYYYYYS.....
Breathe the farts in through your nose and hold it for a moment. Let them circulate throughout your body and feel the warmth of their embrace. Then exhale through the mouth. If that doesnt work then put the cat to sleep and get a new one. Yours might be broke.
Either your cat has an ectopic pregnancy the scent of which is escaping out its star box, or you have a carbon monoxide leak in your house.
I recently tried to watch Eddie Murphy's "Delirious " for the first time in a couple decades. Talk about gay - that ridiculous red leather outfit he had on, unzipped to his navel. The whole tone of the special, was just . .. gay.
That show and his outfit were fantastic. He was even more over the top in Raw. I don't remember whether it was Delirious or Raw where he did the gay police siren joke.