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6/17/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 17, 2016.

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    Ah yes, the 80's. A time where George Michael came out of the closet, and everyone was shocked.
     
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    And Motley Crue had sex with EVERY hot female while wearing more makeup and looking more feminine than 90% of the high maintenance females I know.
     
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    This is a wonderful clip. I especially like the enthusiasm of the family.
     
    #304 CanisDirus, Jun 23, 2016
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    I can't believe people actually talk like Fargo in real life.
     
    #305 Kubla Kahn, Jun 23, 2016
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    And grind them up in woodchippers.
     
    #306 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 23, 2016
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    Judd Apatow says if you dont like this song you are a sexist shitlord Trump voter pimping the patriarchy.
     
    #307 Kubla Kahn, Jun 24, 2016
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    That song. is. atrocious.

    I've had about enough of today. If one more piece of feces hits the air circulation device, I'm going to start kicking kittens in the face.
     
    #308 Angel_1756, Jun 24, 2016
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    I am having a caulkmergency. It took a lot longer to remove the old stuff from the shower than I expected. Two days ago I washed my hair in the sink. Today I am going to have to tape up garbage bags over the caulk job from yesterday because I didn't read carefully and it takes 36 hours to dry, and another 7-14 days to cure. Damn it to hell!
     
    #309 bewildered, Jun 24, 2016
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    Whoa whoa. Back up a second. Are we talking literal feces? What the fuck are you doing that involves poop spray?

    What brand did you use? It should be cured over night.

    I just had my drywall done. Cue me in the backyard with a hose washing my hair and ass. Evening nature bidet. Would do again, please to recommended.
     
    #310 CharlesJohnson, Jun 24, 2016
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    I bought Dap Kwikseal, a name that is ironic given that most caulk cures a lot faster than this shit. It was an impulse buy at Biglots. I am learning my lesson.
     
    #311 bewildered, Jun 24, 2016
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    Not sure if serious.
    (the shit hit the fan)

    I couldn't think of a good joke for 'wildered about caulk in the shower . . . something something caulk sounds like cock.
     
    #312 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 24, 2016
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    I hope you didn't buy the latex squeeze tube stuff. If you did, scrape it out of there now and go get silicone caulk and a caulking gun. That latex stuff lasts maybe a year before you have to chip it away and re-caulk.
     
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    No actual poo. Just administrative poo. And regulatory poo.

    That said, I just got the best "compliment" of my life. "You're a total cunt, but you get shit done."
     
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    There is a lot of scatology going on in your life today.

    Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go take a regulatory meeting.
     
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    "Legal Disclaimer: KFC’s Extra Crispy cannot put a tan on your face, but it can put a smile in your belly."

    Because, when I think fried chicken, I think George Hamilton, of course.

    Crap. Now I want KFC.

    Speaking of YouTube videos. I kept hearing that The Shallows is actually pretty good, and should do well at the box office this weekend. I hadn't seen a trailer in several months, and thought it looked kinda dumb when I saw the first look trailer. So, I clicked on the YouTube link for the newest trailer for The Shallows and the ad that played first before the video was an ad for The Shallows. Doesn't that cause a rip in Space-Time or something?
     
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    I find it funny that Finding Dory and The Shallows are out at the same time.
     
    #317 CanisDirus, Jun 24, 2016
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    Blake Lively is turning into Gwenyth Paltrow, but the real important thing to remember is what she looks like in a bikini.

    She killed it in The Town, but by all other accounts is actually a terrible actress. Da fuck?

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    That picture was taken while filming The Shallows - so, you'll get to see that particular bikini a LOT. I haven't seen any pictures, but I'm assuming the kid she made with Ryan Reynolds must be beautiful. I think she is pregnant with their second.

    Wasn't Ryan Reynolds the one that was in that "buried alive" movie - just him, alone, in most of the movie? So, do you think she was like, well, hey, I want a movie like that?
     
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    I'm sorry I can't hear anything over dem tittays.
     
    #320 Kubla Kahn, Jun 24, 2016
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