And Motley Crue had sex with EVERY hot female while wearing more makeup and looking more feminine than 90% of the high maintenance females I know.
Judd Apatow says if you dont like this song you are a sexist shitlord Trump voter pimping the patriarchy.
That song. is. atrocious. I've had about enough of today. If one more piece of feces hits the air circulation device, I'm going to start kicking kittens in the face.
I am having a caulkmergency. It took a lot longer to remove the old stuff from the shower than I expected. Two days ago I washed my hair in the sink. Today I am going to have to tape up garbage bags over the caulk job from yesterday because I didn't read carefully and it takes 36 hours to dry, and another 7-14 days to cure. Damn it to hell!
Whoa whoa. Back up a second. Are we talking literal feces? What the fuck are you doing that involves poop spray? What brand did you use? It should be cured over night. I just had my drywall done. Cue me in the backyard with a hose washing my hair and ass. Evening nature bidet. Would do again, please to recommended.
I bought Dap Kwikseal, a name that is ironic given that most caulk cures a lot faster than this shit. It was an impulse buy at Biglots. I am learning my lesson.
Not sure if serious. (the shit hit the fan) I couldn't think of a good joke for 'wildered about caulk in the shower . . . something something caulk sounds like cock.
I hope you didn't buy the latex squeeze tube stuff. If you did, scrape it out of there now and go get silicone caulk and a caulking gun. That latex stuff lasts maybe a year before you have to chip it away and re-caulk.
No actual poo. Just administrative poo. And regulatory poo. That said, I just got the best "compliment" of my life. "You're a total cunt, but you get shit done."
There is a lot of scatology going on in your life today. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go take a regulatory meeting.
"Legal Disclaimer: KFC’s Extra Crispy cannot put a tan on your face, but it can put a smile in your belly." Because, when I think fried chicken, I think George Hamilton, of course. Crap. Now I want KFC. Speaking of YouTube videos. I kept hearing that The Shallows is actually pretty good, and should do well at the box office this weekend. I hadn't seen a trailer in several months, and thought it looked kinda dumb when I saw the first look trailer. So, I clicked on the YouTube link for the newest trailer for The Shallows and the ad that played first before the video was an ad for The Shallows. Doesn't that cause a rip in Space-Time or something?
Blake Lively is turning into Gwenyth Paltrow, but the real important thing to remember is what she looks like in a bikini. She killed it in The Town, but by all other accounts is actually a terrible actress. Da fuck? Spoiler
That picture was taken while filming The Shallows - so, you'll get to see that particular bikini a LOT. I haven't seen any pictures, but I'm assuming the kid she made with Ryan Reynolds must be beautiful. I think she is pregnant with their second. Wasn't Ryan Reynolds the one that was in that "buried alive" movie - just him, alone, in most of the movie? So, do you think she was like, well, hey, I want a movie like that?