I go for the hot chicks in chain mail. Oh, wait. Except 1/1,000,000 is cute. The rest look like Pam gnawing on a turkey leg. I haven't been to one since I was like 8. But that's what stuck with me. The flower thing in my hair and middle aged tittays.
I don't want to say Game of Thrones is up there with shows like The Sopranos, but I watched two seasons of that overhyped shit fest The Walking Dead and it is definitely way better than that.
Get to work at 6:15 AM. It's overcast and 100 degrees on the nose. What kind of bullshit cooling trend is this? And to make the day even more special, I get to my desk and one of the maids apparently liked my bag of Cheetos more then me. Who the fuck steals half a bag of Cheetos?
I think the question we're all asking is, who the fuck doesn't eat a whole bag of Cheetos in the first place?
Time to go CSI on those bitches. Is it possible they saw a half full bag of cheetos on your desk and decided to chuck it because thats what normal people do? Possibly. Or maybe they're part of a human trafficking ring working victimizing individuals all across the US. As of now, neither has been proven true.
Man, now I want to see an episode of Archer where they attend a Ren faire. I have gone to the one in my state a couple of times, but haven't since because it is in May when it is already hot as fuck. I haven't seen GoT simply because it is on a station I don't pay to get. As for TWD, I have zero interest in zombies. My daughter started the first season about a month ago, and whenever I'm in the room when she's watching it my lack of interest is reaffirmed. I don't understand at all the appeal of villians that are basically shambling rotting corpses that make khkhkhkhkhkhkh noises. The only zombie movie I enjoyed was Shaun of the Dead, but that was in spite of the zombies, not because of them.
What an insane line-up. Red & Meth, the Misfits back with Danzig, Zombie, Girls vs. Boys, Bad Religion.... it's like a greatest hits package for the past 30 years.
To the meticulous and gorgeous blonde Polish chick who spent ten minutes tweezing stray hairs off my vagina today - you are not paid enough.
Fuck all you naysayers, Renaissance fairs are AWESOME. I took my daughter to the one near Charlotte last year and we ate beef on a stick while (I was) drinking craft beer and watching jousting matches. In fact, anyone who doesn't like Renaissance fairs is a Communist. There, I said it.
Maybe she does it for reasons of pride and art, where money has no value. I like to think the same of women who are into giving rimjobs. "No, I do not need your kudos, your money, your approval. I do it for the love of craft... Got a mint?"
The plucking is just a front to collect pubic hair. The real money is in the artisanal felt hats she sells on Etsy.
My abnormal psych teacher in college passed around a patient's handmade birthday card that featured real pubic hair. He neglected to tell us until it had been passed around and stroked by everyone, the origin of the hair. He'd be jailed for rape today pulling a stunt like that.
Dual suicide bombing in Instanbul International Airport. Initial reports are saying 10 dead, but this happened like 15 minutes ago so take that for what it's worth. Seriously world, WTF?!? Whatever happened to a good ole "go fuck yourself!" and then you're cool with the other guy?