You're not going to post a picture of your vagina on the internet? What a prude..... I've heard fat guys can't see their junk, is that true? If it is must be really depressing
Honestly, after driving a motorbike around a bunch of Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam, Beijing is practically civilized and silent. In SE Asia, the only rule seems to be, where convenient, make a basic effort to avoid killing people. Otherwise anything goes, including - but not limited to - ignoring red lights, disregarding one-way signs, utilizing the sidewalk, and casually rolling through busy intersections at your convenience. Also, the horn is more of a background noise than a purposeful tool. Here is chaotic, for sure - insane compared to North America - but it seems like some basic rules exist. But damn, I'm having trouble here. Between getting treated like a science exhibit (people have literally circled us, staring like we have extra limbs), the totally self-centered behavior (seriously, it's like half the population simply ignores everyone and everything that isn't of immediate use to them), the pervasive smoking even in ostensibly non-smoking places... I'm already tired of being here. The inability to line up for anything is annoying but at least I can chalk that up to a cultural difference - there are no orderly queues here, so we just have to participate. When someone shoves you out of the way because what you're doing is mildly inconvenient to them, or stands under the big no smoking sign blowing smoke in your cabin, or tries to charge you 100 RMB for a 20 RMB taxi ride, or accuses their customer of lying and then refuses any basic apology when immediately proven wrong... that just makes you an asshole. You deal with that everywhere a little bit, of course. But everywhere else (save Bangkok) we've met with lots of pleasant, kind people and a few dicks. Here there seem to be more dicks than a bukakke convention. I think it all stands out so starkly because our trip has been so full of wonderful people, that hitting this kind of experience gets sour pretty quickly.
Forming a line/first come first serve is, to my understanding, pretty much an English-speaking world thing. Those who have traveled more can probably refute or partially confirm this.
Old man haircut thoughts: This chick is really cute. Want me to trim your eyebrows? (Christ) Please. Commence the shaving of the back of my neck and she starts pulling down my collar. Honey, you want me to just take my shirt off? Because neck hair leads to shoulder hair these days. On the plus side Mrs. Noland gets home tomorrow after three weeks of being away and she gets to have all of the above. She's so lucky.
So this happened in Mississauga yesterday... http://www.cp24.com/news/female-kil...wing-house-explosion-in-mississauga-1.2966223 First, holy SHIT there is nothing left of that house. Literally a crater and wood splinters. Second...how or what explodes in that manner? I can't think of anything that would blow the house up so totally that wouldn't also cause a fire. A hot water tank blasting off would just blow a hole in the house. A gas leak would have been a major fire. Probably so would a meth lab. So...wtf blew up? Any guesses?
A slow gas leak can do that without burning the place down. The flame will either blow itself out, or all the gas will be consumed in the explosion and the leak won't be big enough to keep a flame going.
It has happened: 70-year-old Louisiana woman claims to have raised a baby Bigfoot in her swampland shack http://altereddimensions.net/2014/e...claims-raised-baby-bigfoot-creature-in-swamps
You know that unibrow Neanderthal looking Latin chick on OITNB is actually pretty hot cleaned up with her boobs out. For Dixie:
So, this is what I'm missing by not watching Orange Is The New Black? Looks like she has a built in visor. She's so jagged. If acting doesn't work she can get a job slicing roast beef on her face. This chick and Wally Moon walk into a bar and the bartender says...