I bet you there's "decorative" hand towels less than 5 feet from her, but GOD FORBID WE EVER USE THOSE FOR ANYTHING KAREN! CHRIST!
The moment I start using the handtowel that I rub all over my face on my asshole is the day I burn a handtowel.
Meatloaf is gross. It would be the reason I'd be vomiting if I had any of it. No, I made chicken, chickpea, and cashew korma over a mix of quinoa, brown rice, and amaranth seed yesterday. A single serving of that stuff is like 200% my RDI of fiber. The coffee this morning was like pulling the string on my parachute. Bathroom now, please. I am a clean cook! I wash my hands a lot while I cook and don't cross contaminate. If anybody's getting food poisoning today, it ain't coming from me.
Yeah, meatload IS vile. The sentiment probably comes from the fact that growing up, it was a bad piece of a bad meal my mom always plated together: Meatload, mashed potatoes with cream style corn, and canned lima beans. I would eat the corn and potatoes and leave the rest of my plate alone. Ergh. To this day I loath lima beans and meatloaf.
Meatloaf is just classier spam. So many other better things to eat why would someone ever willingly prepare and eat that? The worst thing I ate growing up was frozen chicken patties. My mom would make those when she was going RN class in the evenings. That and I'm scared by any sort of casserole type dish. if I see something in a clear rectangular container I'm immediately turned off.
I made fancy-ass meatloaf for the guys I cooked for in Hawaii...they were personal sized (still about a lb each), contained a boiled egg, and were wrapped in bacon. I still did not partake, though. Too many scarring years of shitty meatloaf d to ever consume that vile dish myself.
Hey if that works for you God bless you, doesn't mean its actually good. If someone drinks Milwaukee's Best and enjoys it, good for them, doesn't mean its a good beer.
I've always wanted a bidet. I think you still have to use tissue, but think of how luxurious it would feel! It probably comes in handy if you have booty issues. Ahem.
I like meatloaf, but I've certainly had lousy meatloaf. I cannot speak to meatload, however, and will take 'wildered's word that it's no good.
Something I've wondered, as a person who has never even seen a bidet in person... Is the spray kinda strong? Or can you adjust it? I have this fear of shit infused water ricocheting everywhere, including parts of my bum that are not usually covered in shit.
Nobody has seen a bidet. You talk about bigfoot and loch ness monster, the bidet is the ultimate cryptozoological creature. Actual documentation of the beast exists, but no one has been able to set eyes upon it. Bidets completely validate the area of study more than any legendary wild beast. We know it exists, we can almost prove it, we just need more study. It is so close you can taste it.
But....then how does the shit come off? Like what kinda psi are we talking here? You know, for a friend who's asking.