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6/2/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 2, 2017.

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  1. xrayvision

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    Asia Argento from the Rome episode seems to have taken a liking to him. But I feel like if you saw the way she looked at him the whole time, it was foreseeable.

    When he came to Houston, I wasn't crazy about the episode. I feel like he skipped over a tremendous amount of what makes this place interesting.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    There's absolutely nothing shy or reserved about that woman, she is pure animal. She does nude scenes in movies directed by her father (Dario Argento).

    Good for Mack daddy Bourdain. I can't think of a more likeable TV personality than him.
     
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    So my office is currently on lockdown due to a "suspicious man seen standing outside the building with a gun on his waist". I'm putting money on him just being here to "take care" of the geese issue that's been plaguing the parking lots.
     
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    He is probably trying to be first in line at the new IKEA.
     
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    Those Swedish meatballs are no joke, son.
     
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    Canadian geese are a menace, evil bastards. When I worked at a golf course they were public enemy #1. They were all over the place, crapped everywhere and were angry motherfuckers. Before I worked there I guess they had a guy on the course with a .22 picking them off, then someone complained, so they switched to subsonic rounds to keep the noise down, someone still complained. What they did while I was there to control the geese was to chase them around with border collies.

    I remember hucking rocks at them whenever I got a chance. I was always aiming for their tiny stupid heads. Chasing them with golf carts was also fun until they held their ground. Pretty much everyone there chased them with carts and sooner or later everyone got attacked except for me.

    Funny enough, in Denver recently, a group of Canadian geese trying to cross I-25, the busiest freeway in the city, shutdown the freeway because bird lovers decided to cause a massive traffic jam instead of hitting the dumb birds.
     
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  7. Yukon Cornelius

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    Special Snowflakes. I blame their parents, participation ribbons and the whole "not my child" attitude.

    I say we start a movement. Something like "Melt the Snowflakes", and start to stand up against people like this, just like the man who threatened to get his boss.
     
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    Is anybody watching the "new" Twin Peaks? What the hell. I've never seen so much bad acting, overuse of "dead air" etc. I'm pretty sure there's a mildly entertaining story in there, surrounded by 30 minutes of uselessness.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    All people have to do is stop being chickenshits towards the people who are a fraction of their size.

    If you tell your kid what to do, and they don't do it, you MAKE them do it. Telling them they're unique and special is a lot worse than backhanding them on occasion. And by "worse" I don't mean worse for them, I mean worse for the entire earth.

    The one power parents will always have over their kids is the ability to embarrass them in any situation. Use it. Let's see how cool they are after you walk them to school every day wearing nothing but bib overalls and an unstrung tennis racket around your neck.

    Sally-Jessie had it right. Get Sergent Jubejubes or whatever the fuck his name was to bootcamp the little millennial bastards.
     
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    I think it's simpler than that... they are in a position of authority compared to you in the ballpark.

    Much like parking attendants, airline stewards/stewardesses, TSA, etc, they feel like they are in control because they can fuck your day up and you can't do anything about it.

    They can get you kicked out of the ballpark, kicked off the airplane, get your car towed, etc., and they rely on that to not have to act in a reasonable manner... they are basically people with shitty jobs that are bullying you. I mean, what is your recourse, really?

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    DWI tests just got insanely difficult.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    My guess is that he's a citizen of your country, the end.
     
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    Every black person in your country just enrolled with Barnum & Bailey.
     
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    Pretty good guess considering it is Columbus, Ohio....Not exactly a hotbed of immigration or multi-national diversity
     
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    And an open carry state, yes? Hopefully Timothy Loemann doesn't show up, I hear he's looking for work now.
     
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    Isn't your country the one who's letting a known serial killer raise children in a Quebec town? Really hope she's a terrific mother and reformed while she was in prison.
     
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    A shitty justice system believing the pretty, crying & absused female ensured that. Don't think that 90% of this country doesn't masturbate to the thought of her being skull-fucked with a rotary hammer.

    She is the worst woman in the history of our entire country. She didn't serve her time, she isn't reformed. She raped and killed her own sister, dressed up in her clothes, wore a photo mask of her and filmed her husband fucking her dressed that way. Yes, our justice system sucks beyond belief sometimes just like yours.

    Her kids life will suck forever, and she personally bestowed that on them by giving birth.
     
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    I'm not a fan of Canada geese either but I really like my car and am not wrecking my front end because one is trying to cross the highway. I think the geese know this and is what makes them so cocky about crossing.
     
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    I don't know how much damage a walk goose can do against a 1.5 ton vehicle. Seems like inertia is on the side of the car.
     
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    Think about it this way: That's 1.75 tons of inertia against an impact point made of plastic. If I was driving a car from the 60s with metal bumpers I wouldn't care, but unfortunately even something as small as a goose will fuck up the exterior of the majority of modern cars.
     
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