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6/20/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 20, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    One of my favourite Red Green lines is where he's talking to "men over 50"...

    "Wear a shirt, ok, because when a shirt flaps and wrinkles in the breeze, it doesn't look too bad. When skin does that, that is not pretty. We used to look like hard washboards, now we look like sea cows. And a lot of us have breasts and it's scaring the kids and confusing the babies."
     
    #181 Angel_1756, Jun 23, 2014
  2. katokoch

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    North of 40 at the fly bench... "Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together."
     
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  3. Angel_1756

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    Can you recite the creed and the Man's Prayer?

    I'll start you off: Quando Omni...
     
    #183 Angel_1756, Jun 23, 2014
  4. Crown Royal

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    It's incredible how they managed to never recite it in sync even once. They shot the first few seasons' Possum Lodge footage not far from my house in an industrial mall. If you were an audience member, you were a lodge member for that scene and Pat McKenna tells you "Just say what you THINK it says!" The more you know.
     
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    It's purely coincidental that Frank's mailman has had a lingering case of poison ivy centered around his face and crotch regions.
     
    #185 jdoogie, Jun 23, 2014
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    Just call me Topher

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    Yeah, like there are any of these so-called "Mail-Men" anymore. Do you live in a little house on the prairie, Captain Cro-mag?
     
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    I don't know what you're talking about? My mail man just delivered the mail...
     
    #187 stopthemonster, Jun 23, 2014
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    I believe they're called mail persons. Or postal carriers.


    Just don't call them Redskins.
     
    #188 Misanthropic, Jun 23, 2014
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    If by "mail" you mean "huge load of cum" then yes, yes he did just deliver the mail.
     
    #189 bewildered, Jun 23, 2014
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    We are pretty sure it's from the cat playing in the woods and getting the oil on her, it's pretty much exactly where the cat sits at night.
     
    #190 Frank, Jun 23, 2014
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    1040 EZ

    It's a good think you didn't post this in the R&R thread. Now that Nettdata is back, he'd ban you for a week for bitching about a refund.
     
    #191 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 23, 2014
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    This joke pretty much writes itself.
     
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    Yup.
     
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    Anyone who's played pickup ball for any amount of time has run into this guy sooner or later. And it sucks.
     
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    My parents are the best people I know, and they possess not an ounce of ill-will, hatred, prejudice, or contempt for anyone. However, my dad tends to ramble on the phone, and when hes preoccupied with something else, he doesnt realize what he says sometimes comes out horribly even though it has the most innocent of intentions. I just got this report from him after I asked how my parents trip to Barbados was for their anniversary:

     
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    Lady boner
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    Best comment: "Even in my absolute prime, best-looking day of my life, perfect lighting, I have never even come close to having this effect on a female."
     
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    I miss him already. Don't see too many guys start for both the basketball and football teams at the college level.
     
    #197 gamecocks, Jun 23, 2014
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    It's Bruce Ellington. Started at PG and WR at Carolina, fourth round pick by the 49er's this year.
     
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    Listen closely

    Is that what that sound is?
     
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    He either is oblivious to it or slightly weirded out by her gawking.
     
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