Anyone else notice how she's subtly touching herself there? I'm thinking later on that night she went and had some fun with her magic wand while thinking of him.
No. He gets pussy thrown at him every waking minute of his life. Dude is just jaded. There's a problem worth having. In the same vein as that girl:
At least women like him for something important, not like curing polio or that nerdy shit - boooooring!!
At least the first girl didn't realize she was on camera. The second girl is gorgeous and looked like she just came. The guy she was interviewing could have torn her clothes off right there and pinned her to a wall and she would have gone happily along with it.
Who is the second dude? Looks like a post match interview of some WWE wrestler. College athletes have the sweet life when it comes to endless amounts of free pussy. I was in a computer lab once and one of our star basketball players came in for a few minutes to check his email. Two girls were standing outside the doorway not three feet from him talking about how fucking sexy he was and how they'd need to shower they were getting so hot and so on. Hell even the short white baller that had one half decent season was tearing shit up. Athletes and dudes in bands. You'd never seen stupider dumbass idiots pull the hottest ass around.
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So due to a friend's rather persistent recommendations, I watched the first two episodes of Archer on Netflix. Hol-lee shit this show is funny. Perfect complement to some after-work beers.
Re: 1040 EZ Nah, I'm just chuckling over the forthcoming drama that will ensue when he realizes that the ex took the refund for herself and left him hanging.
Re: 1040 EZ Any sort of delay from the IRS means that you've fucked something up and they're going to rape you with a hairbrush. I forgot to include something on my tax return one year and the notice I got back from the IRS had arithmetic errors on it. The assholes at the IRS can't even add three numbers together. After trying to straighten out how much I really owed for months I understood why someone would bomb a federal building. (NSA edit - never would really do that.) I ended up paying a couple hundred more than I should have in order to end the saga.
Re: 1040 EZ When my sister's husband walked out on her and their two boys he didn't give her any money for support. She owned a beer distributorship at the time and would use money from there. Since they were "working" on their relationship, he still helped out and would also use money from the business. Once my sister decided she was done, he got pissed and reported her to the IRS. So they came in and she basically has to make payments for years and years for money she owes, plus interest. Of course the dumbass hurt himself as well as he forgot that he did the tax returns and signed off on them. All that coke killed his brain cells I guess. I hate him.
Rat Patrol The new GQ photo shoot with Emily Ratajkowski is terrific, but the photos are by Terry Richardson. I'm supposed to hate him, right? I mean, he looks creepy and he keeps getting accused of creepy things. Why do people keep hiring him?
Back when I was sharing a townhouse with a couple of co-workers, one guy brought a FWB of his over and introduced us. She looked me in the eye and shook my hand (which i thought was odd in and of itself) - and as this was all happening, I could see her nipples getting hard, and she was visibly flustered. So for 12.5 seconds of my life, I had it going on.
Re: Rat Patrol The entertainment industry always has its strong moral compass. Oh, wait... nevermind. Remember that one thread awhile back about getting fired for your personal life? Case in point, Creepy Terry keeps getting booked.
Guess how much a 4 ton Trane air conditioner with a gas pack costs during the month of June in Phoenix. If you said $4500 you are right.
Try a zoned 5 ton in SW Florida in August. Hello $13,500. So, in summation, I feel for you but it could be worse.
3.5 ton in South Carolina runs 12, so there. Planet Fitness, an establishment dedicated to no-judgement health, has Pizza Day. Goddammit.
Not to Nitwit the thread up with music videos but you'll thank me later. This is for all the drunks, pirates and heavy metal lovers among us. I give you Alestorm - Heavy Metal Pirates. Edit: Fixed the link.
I'm not an orioles fan but bless them for the 50% off deal after only 5 runs with Papa Johns. All the boys will eat pizza and well tonight without killing my dollars.
Had a good day today, one of those growth moments where you learn to do something you didn't know how to do previously. I also got scolded by an old man for trespassing, so that was kind of funny. "Do you live here?" "No, I'm a dogwalker." Keep in mind I said this as if I was saying 'No, I'm a cop." "This is private property, don't come here anymore." "Ok." For some reason, I found it funny. The 'Private Property' is a non fenced in court off of a street, very strange. You wouldn't have any idea it was 'private property' if you walked by it.