Her all-time fave is when you play the piano while licking peanut butter off a giant black dildo. Trust me.
There is a difference between a rescue and a pound dog? I thought they were one and the same? Also having just seen the nudie scene with the asian girl on OISTNB does have NICE titties.
I've read that mixed breeds are also, in general, less-susceptible to health issues. Something about genetics and breeding out the bad stuff and all that.
The pound is a government run organization that exists to keep animals off the street for the safety of the community. After a periodperiod of time they put animals down to limit the expenses. A rescue is generally a non-profit organizationorganization that exists for similar reasons but with the goal to place animals in homes to prevent having to put animals down.
Noticed a little bit ago my 3-week-old son sleeps exactly like I do (mouth wide open, frown on face, arms flailed up by the head). Add that to the fact he looks exactly like me, has the same facial expressions as me, started "cooing" crazy early just like I did, rolls his eyes already and cries just like me.... I think my wife is in for a rough next 18 years or so. And I just found my next fishing and hunting buddy.
Gawd, you probably don't like baseball, hot dogs and Chevrolet, either. Commie. But, strawberry shortcake, though.
A friend of mine told me that when his son was born and he was holding him for the first time his first thought was "So this is what my pallbearer looks like."
Thats why my sister got a rescue. Oh you got a purebred how nice, I got a rescue dog, I like helping animals in need.... Meanwhile the dog is shitting everywhere and jumps the fence when it can. Its nice to get a rescue sure, and there are plenty of great rescues out there, but there's nothing wrong with knowing what you want and getting a purebred. I'm all for muts. There's something to be said for mixing genes, in general its a good thing. Look at 1900's royal families who inbred, I think one famously had a line of hemophilia. Muts tend to have less recessive traits expressed, and thats of course a good thing, although thats not to say they won't have their own issues. Problem muts tend to have is you're not quite sure what you're getting. My dog Rudy, is a Rottweiler-Lab mix and is an amazing dog. I think so long as you know what kind of mutt it is you should know what to expect it shouldn't be an issue. Btw, good to see Juice didn't in fact stroke out. Or may he did and just recovered miraculously.
How dare you? Actually You are 100% correct, much like a newly minted fiance with shiny blood diamond from Jared most of the people including myself refer to our dogs as rescues and we introduce them as so. This is Reece she is from ridgeback rescue, we are friends with some of the owners. It is all very self serving and almost begs for people to tell you what a great person you are. Sometimes I wish I was single so I could put good use to my rescues they are instant conversation starters with women who don't have children. That being said wherever you get your dogs just take care of them even if they are pawns for your narcissism
VI's deep thought of the day, because I was up at 5:30 a.m. (as usual) and I have some time to kill: I work as a dogwalker (as I'm trying to get my writing, guitar playing, and golf game together), and work with and frequent places filled with other dog lovers. First, dogs are the most important animals in our lives. They work for us, socialize with us, love us, and in some very real ways save us (think bomb/body sniffing dogs). They are the first creature that humans intentionally genetically engineered. For as long as there has been recorded history, there are dogs involved in our story. Cosmos Episode 2 talks about this relationship and how far back we were already engineering these creatures, and it's stunning. Second, as the non-human animal of primary importance in the human world, we often feel a sense of duty to take care of these creations: and let me be clear, the modern canine is absolutely a human creation. I raise this point because of my next point: Third, the care and welfare of dogs has become a moral proxy for how we treat and care for our fellow humans. Our history is filled with the competing points of view as to how, and if, that care should be given. Do you notice how some of the most fanatical dog people often have terrible personal histories? This is no accident, some people have mentally written off humanity (or their interaction with it) and transferred that very human need to care and love for something beyond ourselves to our four legged friends. Fourth, there is a universal recognition that not all dogs can be saved - very similar to the concept that all people can't be saved. So we have begun in earnest to engage in the very same prioritizing of animals using the same paradigm that we use for humans. We order them in an effort to save the 'most deserving' because we understand implicitly that we can't save them all. Often, I believe that by categorizing we are attempting to inoculate ourselves from the disappointment of the larger picture. Taking in mind the above, we (dog lovers) have been told that there is an order, and that order is as follows: Rescues Mutts (at pound) Strays Pure Breds from a Breeder So the same moral superiority that is so repugnant in humans regarding other humans has infected the dog world. I see it every day. 'Oh, she got a pure bred' or 'It's a stray' or 'the other dog was there longer' or 'the other dog is older and needs a home more' et. al. MY PERSONAL VIEW (i.e. - total opinion, agree or disagree at your whim): All dogs without a home/family are 'rescues.' To me, it doesn't matter their lineage/history (as often this becomes a twist on the 'sins of the father being visited upon the son' type of inquiry), the fact remains that a particular dog has a need for a home once it comes into being. Whether bred by people, birthed by a stray, or sitting in cage at a kill shelter, they need us to survive. So if one comes across your path in life, and you have a connection with it, who really gives a shit where it came from. The dog is there, and if your circumstances are suitable, you're there with a home and love to give. One of the best parts of dogs is that they don't give a shit how not cool you are. Just ask me, I'm the non-coolest person I know, and dogs still love me. I walk pure breds, former strays, pound mutts and 'rescues.' One word of warning about rescues: sometimes they're cast off pure breds that are foisted off on a 'rescue' organization for a profit. If you feel that you need to give a home to a true 'rescue' do your research on the organization. We've had a couple of interesting such organizations here in Philly that have come under fire for the origination of the dogs that they our holding out as rescues. So I agree with Nett, the 'rescue' moniker has become a way for certain folks to espouse their moral superiority in saving the 'most deserving' and thus, how superior they are as a person to not only understand that order, but promulgate it further. My dog is my best friend, truly. I'm glad I took her in, but let's be clear, I didn't do it for purely altruistic reasons. I get just as much, if not more, out of that deal. And I admit and am perfectly happy with our friendship, so I don't know how I could be 'morally superior' based on her lineage because ultimately, I love her because she loves me, and isn't that the most fantastically selfish reason to do so?
There's porn on the internet?! I thought it would be funny if I could find a picture of a naked girl wearing just flip-flops eating a milkshake, that would be totally awesome and focus related. Instead, I found this complete fail: Spoiler Also, there's a girl on kindgirls.com whose name is Assole. I mean, it's probably not pronounced "ass hole" but still. Anytime I do one of these sorts of searches, it's boggles my mind how many women there are who are willing to take their clothes off and be photographed doing anything. You could make up anything. "Okay, Svetlana, you take off clothes and hold hands with monkey while changing brake rotors. I take picture and make you big star on interwebs." Hell, there's probably a monkey mechanic nudity tumblr out there somewhere.
Clear Search History? Yes. Totally stumbled on that. I mean, I typed in "over 30 pregnant leopard tankini flip flops" but I didn't expect that picture. Also, here's a picture of Assole. NSFW