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6/26/15 The Canada Day WDT

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    For my money, Carl's Jr has the best breakfast fast food....their sausage biscuits are awesome.

    When I had my flea market I had a small kitchen that I sold sausage biscuits out of. Mine were just a homemade biscuit and a sausage patty, nothing to write home about. Anyways, the town Quikie Mart was owned by a Muslim from Yemen. How the fuck he ended up in Bum Fuck, Mississippi I have no idea.

    Every Saturday morning he'd walk up to me and I'd greet him "Hey Abdul!" (His name was actually Ebdu, but fuck it) and then I'd offer him a sausage biscuit.

    I don't know if he ever actually caught on to the whole thing.
     
    #61 toytoy88, Jun 27, 2015
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    And this is why you had that discussion with HR
     
    #62 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 27, 2015
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    I was walking the dog and a truck went by that said "Clit-A-Way, we cut anything." Except that it really said Cut-A-Way. For a brief moment I thought I was in Africa.
     
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  4. toytoy88

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    When I was younger I had a lot of meetings with HR because eventually I'd say something that offended someone.

    Now I just keep my mouth shut and do my job.
     
    #64 toytoy88, Jun 27, 2015
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    Whoa if you hit "Reputations" up there you can see the top 5 (and bottom 5) posts in terms of rep points. Maybe everyone already knew that, but I've always learned things at my own special pace.

    Anyway, I can't help but notice... 4/5 of the top posts' avatars feature an attractive white girl, while the avatars for 3/5 of the most negatively repped posts contain a black guy. (Black) Jesus Christ people, come on!
     
    #65 JoeCanada, Jun 28, 2015
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    SpaceX rocket explodes on liftoff. Because of course it does.
     
    #66 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 28, 2015
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    Fixed.
     
    #67 JoeCanada, Jun 28, 2015
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    A facebook friend of mine posted a link promoting heterosexual pride. Apparently the sam sex couples are taking over the world and the heteros need to standup for themselves
     
    #68 toddamus, Jun 28, 2015
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    I love the reaction from the idiocracy: "Can't we all just go back to using NASA?"

    NASA does contract SpaceX yes? The point of SpaceX was to cheapen space travel, which it does. If a rocket blows up, it costs far less. And nobody has died at the hands of SpaceX. NASA has quite the impressive bodycount from Apollo 1 on.

    We aren't cut out for space, and shit happens. Nobody is dying and it costs billions less.
     
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    Woo. Feeling better already. Isn't it nice when your home is your happy place?

    Anybody here or am I just yelling into an empty trashcan again?

    Btw, McD's is terrible, and you are all terrible people for consuming their "food."
     
    #70 bewildered, Jun 28, 2015
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    No question, McD's is terrible, but sometimes terrible really hits the spot. I'd say I've had McD's 2 times in the past year? Maybe? I pay for it, body and soul, but mmmm.
     
    #71 The Village Idiot, Jun 28, 2015
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    Whatever. At least I don't think that half and half is an acceptable substitute for real coffee cream.
     
    #72 ghettoastronaut, Jun 28, 2015
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    I had it last in 2009(?). Long drive back from North Cackalacky. Stopped in for a big mac and 2 cheeseburgers. Something to tide me over for the 10 hour drive. By the time I got home my stomach was in such twisted knots I couldn't even bring myself to shit. Just curled up in bed until morning where my toilet looked like a scene from Dead Alive. The burgers didn't even taste good.

    I want to kick Roy Whatshisface in the taint.

    Also, what the FUCK is up with pedophile hipster Hamburglar?

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    "Shhh. Be quiet, child. Bite down on this shitty burger."
     
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    That does not entice me into eating whatever he is holding.

    Maybe it is actually a vagina replica. Maybe we just watched him lick the beef down the middle and he's telling us to keep it our little secret.

    What a creep.
     
    #74 bewildered, Jun 28, 2015
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    Good job Canada. You country is so awesome our criminals are trying to escape there.
     
    #75 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 28, 2015
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    Just do what I do and put butter in your coffee. It was cream at one point.
     
    #76 jdoogie, Jun 28, 2015
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    Do I like Caesars? No. Do I like Clamato? No. I too cannot explain why tomato and clam go together well. I'm sure there are more than a few Canucks who would curb-stomp me for saying that, they are much-loved here.
     
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    Just bought a box of black tea. It's called, I shit you not, "Plantation Mint."

    Good going, America.
     
    #78 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 28, 2015
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    Clamato: worth breaking out of prison for.
     
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    Reminds me of one of an Onion article:
    http://www.theonion.com/article/mcdonalds-drops-hammurderer-character-from-adverti-127

     
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