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6/27/14 WDT - HAPPY FUCKING CANADA DAY, EH - NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 27, 2014.

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  1. stopthemonster

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    Drinking: Breckenridge Oatmeal Stout

    I think I compulsively scratch my testicles. Everything I look down, there it is, going to town...
     
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  2. gogators

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    Kiwi's? You yanks really are terrible at geography.
     
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  4. toddamus

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    Australia, New Zealand, whats the difference really? Don't both you guys have pandas or something? (btw, I am kidding)
     
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    He's Canadian. Americans are Yankees. Yanks don't even know where New Zealand is, let alone Australia.

    According to Time, 20% of us can't find the US on a map.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    It's the one that looks like a boot right? Easy peasy.
     
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    There are a fair number of places in America where this statement will get you shot.
     
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  9. toddamus

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    Go to Mississippi and say that to some good ole boys in their trucks

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    Nah... we would just look at him like he is stupid.
     
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  11. Noland

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    Try Appalachia. You have your choice of states and your choice of mountain trips from which you will never return.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    But the real question is that does he not return because of what comes out of his mouth or because of the attractiveness of his mouth?
     
    #252 Trakiel, Jun 30, 2014
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    Not hard to imagine both.
     
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    Only if he falls on him due to his impending cardiac arrest.
     
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  16. D26

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    The only way that dude could exemplify "Amurica!" more would be if he were carrying an American flag in one hand an a rebel flag in the other, while clearly looking oblivious to the irony.

    He looks like what would happen if Eric Cartman were to become a radical survivalist who started his own militia.
     
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    "I came here to eat cheeseburgers and kick some ass, and I'm all out of cheeseburgers. You... you guys got any cheeseburgers on you?"
     
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  18. Crown Royal

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    Seriously, what purpose would Private Good n Plenty serve except for golden opportunity fodder for the enemy? Does he even have knees? However he blends in so well in that sweet camo, much like the Predator.

    Sling 'em full of bullet belts and make sure you have dibs on his boots.
     
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  19. toddamus

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    You need someone to look around the corner right? I think its odd to see grown men fantasizing about playing soldier. If that was their dream they should've done it when they're young. Playing militia man when they're an adult is just deluded.
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    A land mine tester. Literally, the grenade man. He looks like he could smother an entire belt of 'em.

    My god, Im laughing too hard at that photo to type. Actual Armed Forces people must shit Tiffany cuff links.
     
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