"HEY! When the revolution comes and the gubberment come 'n take'n our guns, you'll be glad you got a well trained, well armed patriot like me around to keep y'all safe. Now where is that can of dip and my Cheetos! Oh, and show me y'all's labia!'
He was probably out of breath simply from putting on that gear. Plus, carrying a heavy rifle and not a single Waffle House to recharge the batteries at. AIN'T NO QUEERS TRUSSPASSIN 'ROUND HERE NO SUH!!!
When the apocalypse comes he'll be guarding the Waffle House. And by guarding I mean sitting in there, stealing all their food as ransom for protecting them.
When the apocalypse comes he'll be guarding the Waffle House. And by guarding I mean sitting in there, stealing all their food as ransom for protecting them.
Also, is everything in his belt a canteen? It looks like the Fatbelt. One pocket holds two hoagies. Dispenses Fatarangs, antacids and mayonnaise.
They'd be fighting words as far as scootah is concerned. Never met an Australian who hasn't despised being called a Kiwi.
On Scotrail, heading to the Holiest of Holy golf courses: St. Andrews. I'm very excited! Yes, I'm aware of how nerdy that makes me.
I just don't understand what gave you the impression I might be a Kiwi? It's not like I was putting up scaffolding or operating a fork lift. These jokes aren't nearly as much fun without a Kiwi around to get offended about the implication that their national industries. And to be fair, They are good at other things. They grow some awesome pipe leaf in their hobbit villages, and they have some sweet choreographed song and dance routines.
Anyone seen ZZ Top or the Marshall Tucker band lately? Just curious if it'd be worth going to or if they're way to old. MC Hammer is also an option. Gotta love state fairs.
I saw the Marshall Tucker Band a few years ago and they were a big letdown... seemed beyond fried on stage. I'd love to see ZZ Top.
Shit. I thought you guys were talking about the fruit, you fruits. Kubla that Adam R story is old news. Catch up man.
Both parties involved in that article are cocks. Everyone is supposed to be hip to the lingo in anorexia circles? Fuck off. You want to get on Richman's case for a societal ill, his TV oeuvre should be sufficient. No surprise he turned into a petulant shit. What is the fascination with celebrities going on social media? They all flip their egotistical shit when anyone dissents with them. Plus none of them are as awesome as Jeremy Clarkson. He is the only celebrity witty enough to get away with it... in the world. Richman is such a fake bitch. If I ever become president of the world I'd make him get fat again so he could squeeze his fat tits together for my amusement, then have people titty fuck him until I get bored with it and launch him into the sun.
Hell even Clarkson had to back pedal and sort of apologize non apologize when those unaired edits showed he may have grumbled the N word leaked. It's crazy the level of and effectiveness of the new "outrage" media. Gary Oldman's rant on it is my new favorite. It was pure looney toons. (sorry a week or two late on this one too shegirl)
The few people who get offended have WAY too much power of the vast majority of people who don't get offended. That's not good math. However, when a person demands to be pampered because their precious feeling might get hurt and they get what they want. We can't even mark kid's tests with red ink because a big red X is too aggressive and mean. Why, a child might think they got the answer wrong. Do you want a generation of kids not thinking they're right about anything? We now live in a world where stand-up comics are being forced to issue embarrassing apologies over jokes. Seriously. Because apparently people really ARE that fucking stupid.