I've had this rant before. I don't like Richman, not because he was fat, but because his shows are poison, he is a hypocrite, and he is the worst kind of tool. Now that he is living healthily, with his personal trainers and monetary means to maintain his lifestyle, reverse lipo-suctioning lard directly into his body would be a fitting punishment for profiting on the obesity epidemic then doing an about face while continuing to profit on the poisoning of America (just like Paula Deen and her diabetus medication gig). I want to fatten him up to degrade him and break him down as an ironic torment. Has nothing to do with overweight folks or the stigma of being fat. TL;DR: Fuck this fucking guy and I like hyperbole.
I bet that those of you who don't like Richman are really looking forward to the hot dog eating contest!
I love Top Gear, but a small part of me hates that I found out the entire show is scripted. This isn't taking away from how funny Hamster and Clarkson are, it just isn't as good now that I found out that it isn't just an impromptu three guys talking to the camera. It shouldn't matter to me, but it takes away from my viewing pleasure. Kinda like when my wife goes down on me, I love it, but then I think of the hundreds of Mexicans that were there before me.
So in two weeks time I'm driving from South Bend Indiana, to Lawton Oklahoma, with all three of the children who are six and a cross between Satan, and J lo. If I don't kill one of them simply to communicate to the other two that "Dad is fucking serious right now" I shall feel like I have earned father of the decade. I'm really looking forward to spending some time with my parents, and seeing the old home town. But fuck as that drive gets closer I'm dreading it more and more. I swear it's a good thing dosing the little heathens...I mean angels... with NyQuill is morally wrong and possibly illegal other wise they would be passed out for this entire trip.
There is nothing wrong with medicating the children for their own safety. You'd dope up an anxious dog right? The dog is more comfortable that way and the trip goes smoother for everyone. Same logic with the kids, give them a bit of bendryl and everyone is happier and safer.
You do realize that this entire thread is tagged NSFW right? I thought so. Hoser, I haven't heard that in a long time but imagine you do daily. Happy Canada Day!
I have personally done this accidentally and there they were next morning, but I don't recommend ever testing it. However, my wife's Aunt who lives in Port Hope (her home town) has not locked her front door in over twenty years. They go to Kentucky three weeks every year and their house is wide open, never an incident. We stayed at their place while they were out of town, I called them to ask where the house key was and they had no clue. Not even the meth heads go jimmying open doors there, Tom Sizemore leaves you alone.
I can't speak for the rest of Canada, but I definitely lock up my shit here in BC. Crime isn't bad - I don't feel unsafe at all - but it's definitely there. Gangs and junkies in the bigger cities, and quite a bit of auto theft in the smaller towns (at least in the one I grew up in). Probably nothing compared to a lot of other places, but still worth being aware of. (Although my Jeep would be hilariously easy to steal and I've had it for 10 years, so I guess that's a good sign.)
I couldn't hear what she was saying. I was too mesmerized by her crossed eyes. Unrelated edit: If you use any variation of the word "yummy" on social media, you should be kicked square in the vagina. That is all.
There's crime everywhere in BC, but I find it's more a crime of opportunity than planned. I'm not paranoid about locking shit up, but I'm also not stupid about it either. On the drive out across the country, I had both door locks in the Jeep punched and the Jeep rifled through... but everything was locked up in tough security boxes so they didn't get shit. All in all I just lost an iPhone cable from the stereo. I'm not going to get the locks fixed, either... I'm tempted to just fab up all new doors out of some tubing and eliminating the locks altogether, because the locking mechanisms are useless anyway.
I'm surprised I never had anything stolen from my jeep growing up. I guess the zipped on plastic windows were too formidable.
I've had many Jeeps over the years. First brand new Jeep I bought was a TJ, and first night in the underground parking garage the door was punched, the centre console and glove box were ripped out. Almost $1k to rekey ignition, doors, and replace busted shit. Ever since then I've always gone with Tuffy security boxes. No rear seat, just a big strong box. Centre console and glove box are new security boxes. <a class="postlink" href="https://www.tuffyproducts.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.tuffyproducts.com/</a> Big fan. When I went to check them out, the guy handed me a 4' pry bar, pointed to the one on the floor, and said "go nuts". I was sold. Over the winter some jackoff in London, Ontario, tried to pry open the centre console, and all he succeeded in doing was ripping the padding off of the console.
I once left my keys on my bike lock on campus (in downtown Toronto) for a day. Was kind of surprised to see my keys on my bike as I left to go home. For that matter, I didn't lock my apartment door when I was in school, although the entrances to the apartment were locked. And then whenever the awkward situation of coming into the apartment at the same time as my neighbours happened, some of them would run down the hall, open their door, slam it, and lock it not a split second later. Because a skinny ass white kid is apparently the scariest thing these people have ever had to deal with. For that matter, that reminds me of all sorts of paranoia people used to have about crime. One girl would refuse to walk home after dark, insisting on taking the subway two stops to avoid being criminalized. Another would absolutely refuse to use a transfer tunnel between two subway lines, referring to this well-lit pedestrian walkway that was under constant video surveillance quite seriously as "the rape tunnel", regardless of time of day. Ahem... he prefers to be called Crown.
I moved just recently. My old place was like 15 seconds walk from a grocery store, it was brilliant. My new house it's more like 10 minutes. Except the 10 minute walk is through a poorly lit, sketchy path that includes about 500 meters of completely fucking unlit pathway along a narrow strip next to a river with no security cameras and almost zero visibility from the near by houses. The river smells like it belongs in Bangkok and the entire walk feels like some kind of inner city rapist fantasy camp. I've since decided to give my business to the slightly further away grocery store that can be reached via well lit streets.