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6/27/14 WDT - HAPPY FUCKING CANADA DAY, EH - NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 27, 2014.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    From the sounds of things you are cleaning out your lower intestines.
     
    #161 Kubla Kahn, Jun 29, 2014
  2. bewildered

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    Good god yes, that too. There's nothing like a high fiber diet and some coffee in the morning.

    I got my liquid shits under control. Even without the coffee, the curried zucchini and pea soup that day before cleaned me out. Anaconda shits, yeah! El husband wouldn't come look at it though. I was seriously pleased with that one. It was like 14" long and I suppose about the diameter of my lower intestine. Glorious.
     
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  3. Nettdata

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    What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
    #163 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
  4. bewildered

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    I have way too little intellectual stimulation these days.
     
    #164 bewildered, Jun 29, 2014
  5. Nettdata

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    Talking about your shit is neither intellectual or stimulating.

    [​IMG]
     
    #165 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
  6. katokoch

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    Sounds like the turd my brother took a pic of and texted to me last week. It was a wee bit unnecessary.
     
    #166 katokoch, Jun 29, 2014
  7. bewildered

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    I would never take a photo. I have just been so sick the past few days for absolutely no discernible reason that I was like HALLELUJAH when something normal finally happened to me.


    And yes, there is probably something broken in my brain. Nothing to see here....
     
    #167 bewildered, Jun 29, 2014
  8. Nettdata

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    Make up your fucking mind... is there something to see, or not? First you're all "look at this log that I just gave birth to out of my shitpussy" and then you're "nothing to see here".

    Talk about confusing.
     
    #168 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
  9. bewildered

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    Godamnit it, it's like I am a typical female! SHIT!
     
    #169 bewildered, Jun 29, 2014
  10. Nettdata

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    I thought we weren't going to talk about that any more?
     
    #170 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    Typical females don't talk about their shits.


    And yes, I am guilty of taking pictures of my shit and sending it to friends/family members.

    When my son was born I got one of those petri-dish style super-bugs from the hospital. The result was my all of my insides attempting to escape via my asshole about every 15-20 minutes. My brother started mocking me about it. One picture stopped his mocking.
     
    #171 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 29, 2014
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    A 14 inch shit is your normal?
     
    #172 scootah, Jun 29, 2014
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    I read it as 14 inch things in her ass is normal?
     
    #173 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 29, 2014
  14. Nettdata

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    I read that as 14", non-sexual things in her ass is normal. Not dicks or dildos or anything... but her just aimlessly wandering around, seeing something, and thinking... "will that fit up my ass? Let's see..."
     
    #174 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
  15. Nettdata

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    #175 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
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    The WDThreads are always best when you drop on in on page 12 without a clue as to what the fuck is going on.
     
    #176 BakedBean, Jun 29, 2014
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    Imagine a porno where on the outside everything looks normal, but secretly the lady is hiding one of those purse-sized umbrellas up her ass. Her and the guy are fucking outside and it starts to rain. She looks at him with those 'fuck me harder' eyes and whispers, "don't worry, I have this covered." At that instant she constricts her sphincter and from her asshole pops a telescoping umbrella to cover them. They continue the scene under protection from the elements.

    You know you'd watch it.
     
    #177 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 29, 2014
  18. Nettdata

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    You know Bewildered's made it.
     
    #178 Nettdata, Jun 29, 2014
  19. bewildered

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    You're just jealous that you weren't under the shit covered umbrella with me.

    Can you imagine popping an umbrella open that was covered in juicy shit? You'd pop it and the stuff would just sling into the air in every direction. How romantic.
     
    #179 bewildered, Jun 29, 2014
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