Oh shit. Muhammed Ali is going to die imminently. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...thers-ailing-boxer-s-hospital-bedside-n585611 2016 is one remarkable mother fucker. Sorry, but I digress, what about poop and bbq?
Shit. They were saying just yesterday he was only going to be in there briefly. I don't think they meant this.
Meh, the guy got punched in the head for a living, had Parkinson's, was black, and still made it to 74. He had a pretty good run.
He is/will be a part of living history. A role model for the African American community, a conscientious objector to the war in Vietnam, a kicker of asses, and a vibrant contradiction to the idea of the African American as non intellectual.
These are the kind of stories my wife tells. She used to work in critical care for bariatric surgery patients and she was just taking care of disgusting fat people all day. Cleaning in sweaty, dark crevasses. Around or under this and that. Makes me feel like an asshole that I forget nurses week every year.
Many of the patients in ICU have swollen balls, from 3rd space fluid shift. They definitely get larger than grapefruits. The weirdest is what happens to females sometimes though, their labia swells. It's just odd.
I mean stand up to flush yes. God knows I have sat down on a new toilet before crapping only to find out the water level is higher than the dangle of my balls.
You allow poo water to spray your nutsack AND you stand up to wipe? I've heard a lot of fucked up shit here, but this might top it all. Do you wipe back to front, too? May as well just shit in the middle of your bed and wallow in it like an animal.
Nah, I just use my left hand to wipe like they do in other parts of the world. Much more environmentally friendly. I'm saving millions and millions of trees by not wasting toilet paper. .... The more I hear about Ali the more impressed I become. He was a smart guy that was principled and stood by those principles when things became difficult. Not only that but from what I've seen he was principled in a way that didn't promote violence. He stood his ground in the face of racism, exploitation, prison, etc. After seeing the Ali Foreman fight on ESPN I now understand why Foreman named all his sons George.
It is so hot outside I stepped out of the pool and air dried in 10 minutes. Completely dry. Went to get dinner for later, from this tits Lebanese deli, and there are people bundling their heads up with shirts like they've crash landed in the desert. It's only the beginning of June. We have 4 more months of this shit before it cools off 5 degrees for Fall. Fuck. I am not wearing pants until December.
The weather girl on the TV this morning got entirely to excited when she said that by Friday it looks like we're going to cool off. To 99. I promise that most of this God forsaken valley will still be 100+.
We've been getting a ton of rain lately. The humidity and flooding kind of blows, but on the upside it's a chilly 84*.
Well this sucks, saturday night and no one wants to go out/everyone is busy. It's been really humid here, but without any good weather. So you sweat like crazy while it's cloudy/rainy all day. Best of both worlds I guess...
Does Metallica have the worst fandom in all of popular music? I can't watch a single Metallica video on youtube without the mouthbreathers popping off about how Metallica has sucked since St. Anger/Load/Black/Cliff Burton Died/Mustaine got kicked out, clueless idiots who aren't aware of the existence of any other metal besides Metallica, idiot metalheads who shit on any Metallica song that 'isn't' metal enough for them because god forbid a band experiment with stretching themselves artistically even if the stretch produces some duds, and other stupidity. I would also like to lump these idiots in with the pretentious tools who automatically decry any cover worse than the original. Sorry to burst your bubble you hipster prick, but the reason nobody's heard of your obscure favorite band is because their music sucks.