This is a guy who unapologetically excused the gang rape of a woman "because she was so beautiful, who wouldn't?" during a televised press conference. Anybody who sides with this cunt is dead out of the starting gate. Usually you can judge leadership quality over there by how long of a break there is between coups.
Alright, I think the government beat me. I'm spending $500 on cigarettes a month now. That's more than some, albeit poor, people spend on rent. Fuck it. I'll try not to kill myself. I'm going to knock back a few, smoke whatever I have left tomorrow and then I'm going cold turkey. I'll distract my cravings by focusing on the important things. Like trying to shack up with the insanely hot voodoo lady who lives on the floor above me. She wants to go out next time I have a day off work. She also offered to help me quit smoking with spiritual healing (no, I'm not kidding) and some other things I didn't really understand. We can do that. That can be sexy, right? For no discernible reason I also feel obligated to point out that there are so many Jews living in my neighborhood. I've known plenty of Jews, but never have I seen so many that so perfectly fit the stereotype. They only wear formal clothes, they all have giant noses, they wear their little hat everywhere, and several are rocking the giant beards. They are polite beyond polite. I was at Starbucks earlier and one of them who was in front of me in the line just randomly turned around apologized to me for what I'm not exactly sure.
Sounds like you've never met Orthodox Jews before. Although if they're polite, that's certainly a Midwestern thing and not an Orthodox Jewish thing. As for the voodoo lady, if you have the opportunity to bang someone like that you fo sho should.
Yeah, what she said. In fact, Kampf, if you don't make an effort to tap that (undoubtedly) crazy ass, I will go up to your frozen shit-hole of a state and slap you silly... Or just make fun of you on here... I can't leave the state right now, and I've got a lot going on lately. But if you have the chance to do something like that, YOU DO IT, and you tell us all about it. In other news, I just had my first day of class to finish my Associate's Degree in diesel technology. It's a bullshit class that wasn't even on the degree plan when I started college ("Shop Safety Procedures"), but I couldn't be grandfathered in. HOPEFULLY, after this, and one other Summer class (another bullshit class, "Preventative Maintenance"), I'll finally have my papers. Once I've got that paperwork, one of my retiring instructors wants me to take his place. Really. And yes, he knows about my record, and he says it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Of course, I've heard that before, and I'll just have to see what happens.
Takes on a whole new meaning if your read it quickly and think you're read 'skank' instead of 'shank'
Huh. Fat Axl is demanding all his fat photos be taken off the internet. So, to honour that, Spoiler: Tasteful
I, too, would like to demand certain photos of me be wiped from the internet. Is there a form I can fill out?
To be fair, they are taking up a LOT of space on the internet that could be dedicated to more cute kitten pictures and porn. Mostly porn, though.
People really don't get the Steisand Effect, do they? You try to withhold information from people, and the people respond by filling every square inch of the Internet with it. The latest example was UCBerkley who spent over $125,000 trying to erase the "Casually Pepper Spraying Cop" fiasco from the Internet. Instantly, every social media site there is was flooded with photos of the incident. People did it for weeks on end, another university that expects a huge drop in registration because of their own stupidity. The public doesn't like secrets. They don't like being told what to do, and they won't have their public access controlled. And using thei anonymity they fight back in the most ferocious way possible.
I love Guns n' Roses, but this shit is hilarious. Spoiler: Spoiled for size Doesn't he have a publicist to help him out with things like this?