6/3/16 WDT NSFW

I want to see Axl and Oprah battle to the death for the last doughnut ala Spock and Kirk. That music.

 

It should not be 90 degrees while I'm driving to work at 6 AM.

 

I thought you lived in the fucking desert? That said, similar shit is happening here, or it is when its not about upper-60's-low 70's and raining; no matter what it's high on humidity and feels like you are turning into rising bread or something. Sweat appears and does not evaporate. Your testes weld with your thighs or taint every single time, and it's so warm you have to make sure to not let them dip in the toilet bowl water they are hanging so low.

 

A city in the desert. Filled with asphalt that holds the heat all through the night, when it starts hitting 110 it takes a long time for the heat to dissipate. I just checked weather.com and it's now officially down to 84 and starting to climb again.

 

I love the people who got to the Strip in the summer then complain its hot. Well no shit.

 

Have you ever stabbed someone in the face for saying, "Yeah but it's a dry heat."

I went out last night. The humidity was so high I had trouble breathing. No exaggeration, my lungs felt heavy. Imagine breathing inside a bowl of baked potato soup. Years ago I kept a long mustache. The heat melted the wax., so I stopped wearing a mustache. Unless there is swimming involved, I don't want to go outside until October.

Anybody follow C.T. Fletcher on Youtube? Dude is this old, hilarious bodybuilder. He just screams profanities at the camera for 15 minutes. Him and Terry Crewes together is ridiculous.

 

To be honest, I'd much rather 118 here then 90 in Mississippi. That humidity just drains me.

 

It's 55 degrees outside. I think I might go put on another pair of socks.

 

We're in the 50s here as well. I know it's the north, but this is bullshit in June. We had days in February that were warmer than this.

 

It's windy as hell but amazing outside. I'm all about it.

Dry heat is that heat that burns your lungs when you inhale and makes your nasal passages burn like you're sucking in cayenne pepper.
Humidity is just fucking miserable. It feels like you're standing in someone's soggy panties.

 

I moved myself and my brother into our apartment in Tampa in the middle of August. I thought we'd get an early start, at the time I considered an early start 10am. I have never sweated so much in my life. The air was thick and honestly it was oppressive. It had a weight to it that felt like it was pressing on my chest a bit.

 

It was great camping with temps in the 40s overnight last weekend. Solid weather for sitting around a good campfire with a drink followed by sleeping like a rock.\

Now this weekend it'll start climbing into the 90s. More dresses around town and skin out at the lakes is fine by me.

Fuck that noise.

 

Yeah, well, you had to do math before participating in this Fahrenheit discussion.

 

The humidity in Maryland just exhausts my son after his baseball games.

 

Love it or hate it, the thing about Ohio weather is don't get used to it because it'll change in 5 minutes. Went from 90's and thunderstorms over the weekend to high's barely reaching 70 and sunny through the week and back up to the mid 90's by the coming weekend. It's not an uncommon occurrence to have to switch from heat to air-conditioning and back again in one day here.

 

Evidently the humidity there has a genuine effect.

 

In their defense(which is really hard to do), that's basically how it sounds when they say it. They don't pronounce it miss-iss-ippi. It's just missippi. But it's still dumb.

 

I've had a sudden desire to plant pear trees.

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