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6/3/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 3, 2016.

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  1. toytoy88

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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    What sort of other data are you collecting in your study to determine correlations? Like, compensation talents in the bedroom? (or, living room, back seat, hotel elevator) For instance, I don't have a big wang - but, then, also, not Italian at all - but, I'm pretty handy with my tongue and I take instruction well.
     
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    Heineken, modelo especial, and a blue moon. That's what we had in the fridge. I used to be able to down a case of the first two no problem (fuck blue moon). Busch Light Non-alcoholic is shockingly good. The regular Busch light was the only beer I would turn down even if it was free and cold, but the NA version is very tasty especially on a hot summer day.

    Right now the wiffey is in the store picking up champagne for her and Milwaukee's Best NA for me. Because, Walmart.
     
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    Milwaukee's Best NA may be the saddest phrase I've ever read.
     
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    Pretty much. Take a product and remove its only redeeming quality and voila! Canned sadness.
     
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    Non-Alcoholic beer is like jacking off then punching yourself in the nuts every time you get close to finishing. Just drink tea, man. Whenever I'm on a no-booze kick I drink seltzer and lemon; the bubbles are actually a nice substitute for beer. Tea, redbull. Coffee. Shit, coffee. Give me 2 cups of that go-go juice I'll be doing backflips off the roof. Who needs beer after espresso? Why, yes, I do have a problem with accelerants.

    Fuck it. I'm going to go make a pot. It's not good unless it pours like hot tar. Fuck cocaine, cocaine is for pussies. Let's do a pot of coffee, go to the strip club and do grounds off their butts. 2PM STRIPCLUBHOOKER TIME, LEZZGO GUYS.
     
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    I think the only redeeming quality of the Beast is not the alcohol - it's the fact that you can recycle the can.
     
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    Co-sign 100%. My friend and I started watching it and he commented that the worst part is he cant talk about it with people at work. Cause its so entertaining. The show jumps around so much its not even justifiable. What about the fucking orgy in the first episode that we didn't get to watch, howd that start or happen?

    Takeaways thus far:
    -How old are these episodes? Cause Ive seen at least 2 of the actors in scenes from major studios.
    -Keiran Lee seems like a geniunely enjoyable dude to be around. I want him mentoring me in my own sexual escapades and endeavors.
    -Tori Black looks ROUGH, has she always had a wonky eye.
    -I will forever call erection difficulties "losing my edge". Sounds so much more intense.
     
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    When I was young and poor, Best was our beer of choice since it was $2.99 for a 12 pack. Sure one or two of those twelve may have been skunked, but after you'd numbed your tongue with a few you hardly even noticed.
     
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    "Compensation talents" (a great phrase) and general aesthetics are also part of the study, but I haven't concluded too many correlations about them yet. Although, honestly, the penis for me is the boob for you. I appreciate them in all their marvelous quality combinations. There have really only been two where I had to hide my reaction when they were revealed and one guy made up for it in spades with talent so it didn't matter and the other guy...did not. (Hint: He was Irish. That's why this study is so racist against them.)

    One thing that is wildly unpredictable that I was just recently discussing with a few ladies is whether a guy is going to be a boobs or a butt man. I like trying to guess and I am almost always wrong. They thought it was strange that I try guessing, but when they thought about it realized they too were surprised by who ended up being what. I'm currently trying to secure funding to get this study off the ground.
     
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    Maybe you can contact the producers of Sex Factor. I haven't watched the episodes yet, but clicked on the Sex Factor link you included. That looks wildly entertaining, and definitely my favorite quote was "My heart is like, beating out my asshole right now."
     
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    The first two episodes have all those bonus videos you can watch, and one of them is the full "scene" of Blair and Buddy banging in the shower. A lot of the bonuses were really fun. But then they stopped doing bonus videos! Madness.

    I think the show was produced in fits and starts for, like, a year. I also think they thought it was cancelled at one point, all left,and came back again because between episodes two and three about a third of them came back with totally different hair and, since there wasn't an amazing "make me look more like a pornstar" makeover montage, I assume that means a bunch of time had passed. Plus when I looked around for articles and what not about it there are cast photos with entirely different people in the mix at different points. So it seems like it was a shitshow behind the scenes too.

    My takeaways:
    - Pretty sure Dani Darko has FAS
    - I feel molested any time The Colonel or Sonny is on screen
    - I am pretty confident I've seen Caspian masturbating on the subway at some point in my life
    - I miss Sydney
    - Khaya is all talk
    - Blair should obviously win. Damn, girl. You are good at fucking.
     
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    What's worse, NA beer or vaping?

    I had a neighbor who was a recovering alcoholic and he would crush Busch NA all day long. Whatever works, I guess.
     
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    NA beer has traceable amounts of alcohol in it, maybe he was getting a slight buzz from pounding all those.
     
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    Trace alcohol my ass. He was probably feeling woozy from the impending poop geyser brewing in his guts.

    I don't understand the vaping hate. Yes, having a peppermint smoke cloud the size of a car blown in your face is annoying. You know what's really annoying, and possibly carcinogenic? Having a a cigarette cloud blown in your face. I'll take the chocolate chip cloud from some doofus sucking on an electronic dick.

    Someone actually had the balls to complain about a waitress telling them to stop vaping in a restaurant or be asked to leave. That takes some fucking balls. It's not vaping, it's the twat waffle attached to the vape.
     
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    Same here, it's just funny to me. A co-worker has been vaping to help cut down on his chewing habit and I only realized he did it at his desk when I saw the thing itself on his desk.

    Gawker just went bankrupt. Auction to begin at $100 million.

     
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    Spitting out my fucking coffee cracking up here. Jezebel, Kotaku...just fucking die all of you.
     
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    Even as a non-mainstream sports fan or hardcore motorhead I find Deadspin and Jalopnik entertaining as hell... but the rest?

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    Just think of the fucking dumpster fire that will evolve to take the place of Jezebel...
     
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    It's a Chapter 11 and not a Chapter 7 bankruptcy, so rather than imploding they will still be around but under new ownership sooner than later. We'll see.

    The Hulkster must be having a good day. Someone should photoshop the Gawker heads onto these guys he smokes in the face with a log here:

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