Krispy Kreme opened here lined up out to the streets. It was bankrupt in less than eight months. Donut shops are popular here for everything BUT the donuts.
I wish... but unfortunately it just can't work out... I have friends from the UK showing up tomorrow morning.
Future violent meth dealer? Or future heroine addict stripper, I cant decide. You know one way or another drugs were involved in naming that poor child.
How horrible is Memphis? This horrible: MEMPHIS, TN (WMC) - In six months, 435 children have been shot or shot at in Memphis. http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/29252925/435-children-shot-shot-at-in-memphis-during-2015
I've heard stories for years about horrid rates of death amongst the city's youth. So bad they can't bury them fast enough. WHAT is going on there?
Drugs, gangs, drop outs, mob mentality. It goes all the way to the top in Memphis. Cops are crooked and arrested constantly. The politicians are even more crooked. I don't know if the Ford family is still involved in politics there or if they're all in prison now. The whole city is an absolute shit show.
I had a buddy in university who wrestled and was always fighting to make weight. So in the days before a match, he'd pound back a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts a day, minimum. Sometimes two dozen. It was repulsive to watch.
Dear God. 1 and a half of those things and I'm ready to go into diabetic shock. The office bought us Krispy Kremes today. I finally went over to grab one and the box was empty, except for one that someone had taken a bite out of. WTF? I expected shit like that at blue collar jobs, but in an office? My hatred for the people in this town grows each and every day. I'm kind of surprised I haven't snapped yet. I find that drinking helps.
Just watched Dazed and Confused for probably the millionth time. Still fun and one of my favorites. Realized it was Donut Day after seeing a box in my floor's break room. Because the nurses have a full spread of treats and goodies at least four times a week. Part of me is jealous, but part of me isn't. Because on average one of them outweighs one of us by a solid 100 lbs.
This is a problem with teaching too. Teacher Appreciation week might as well be called pre-diabetes week.
Yeah, fuck Boyhood. Pretentious emo bullshit, get that the FUCK outta here. This was The Beeks masterpiece. It's timeless, hilarious, relatable, endlessly quotable and refreshingly unsympathetic. And it has that knockout soundtrack. It's a movie that goes well with the start of summer. I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!!!!! Damn, imma watch it now. Kudos, TX.
Cows are ridiculously easy to knock out. As a kid on the farm I used to be a bit of a prick and throw rocks at everything, had to move some cows back from the gate so they wouldn't bolt and launched a small golf ball sized rock at one. Hit it between the eyes and it dropped like a rag doll.
I don't care if cows are easy to knock out -- what happened in that video defies the laws of physics. That cow had the momentum of, well, a fucking cow, and got dropped like a kindergarten RB agains Brian Bosworth. Except Brian Bosworth was a fucking goat (or, it looks to me, a ram; regardless -- physics!!).