Anyone else feel the need for a poll as to events unfolding in the Noland residence this week? Just me? Ok, I'll shut the fuck up then.
What? They can't go out with the monster Gamblor on the loose. Besides, Idaho is a WAY easier costume to make.
Seems to be some interest in doing a poll for Noland's week of hell. Feel free to pm me poll options. I'd give the winner (giving the most correct poll answers) something, but I have nothing of value to give, so it'll just have to be for pride, and potentially our fun in watching Noland's pain.
Just let them invite friends over and then walk around in your boxers all day. Should learn them to go shirtless like heathens.
So apparently someone tried to use my credit card number to sign up for a bunch of online dating sites. Bad enough that they tried to use my credit card, but did they have to mock my singleness while they were doing it?
So my AC conked out last night. In Florida, this is the equivalent of living in a sauna. Thankfully I have a tower fan I moved to my room but for the love of god the few times a breeze came through my open window it felt better than ice cream.
I had someone use my email to sign up for a porn site trial. He paid for it, but they sent the password to me. I did the right thing and cancelled it before they started billing his card for the subscription.
Free ice cream! And porn! Do you get ice cream through your open windows very often? I think we have different definitions of what "the right thing" would've been.
Re: Free ice cream! And porn! Amen. I would've written back and asked them to confirm what card number they were billing it to.
Re: Free ice cream! And porn! I think the "right thing" in this case is the exact opposite of what I would do.
I have no idea why I find that hot. I thought porn had jaded me to the point that anything short of, double penetration while the woman sings the star spangled banner and the men engage in a debate the new historisist interpretation of Gullivers Travels, would merely get a meh from me.
Saw that one last week. Not bad... 6/10. Would've scored better had her singing and ass not been flat. But seriously, I see that .gif and I'm all "I have no idea what is going on but I like where it's headed." So the real question is- is it from a porno or not??
Its Jada Stevens on the left and I'm 90% positive that's Remy Lacroix on the right. Swing and a miss. Also amusing cause Jada Fire isn't white... But you got the first name, I'll give you enough credit on the slight mix up. I'd say its just cause they are two of my favorite, but I also may just have a surprising aptitude for names and faces, porn included.