Pulled a serious power move on the wife last night. Without her realizing, under the impression that I was simply playing with her hair, I tied her ponytail to the drawstring on my shorts and started farting.
Darkwing Duck was awesome. Watching him lose his shit at Gizmo Duck was always hilarious. A little later came Animaniacs, which was ok, but Pinky and the Brain was gold.
I mean who didn't want to fuck Gadget? Im sure there's no weird fan art of that cartoon. I was 9 when Jurassic Park came out. I think Vanilla Ice was the first CD I had possession of. I think everyone's generational defining music has to be during their middle school years.
That New Radicals song might by my most disliked song of the 90's. my friend's band opened for them once, too. The lead singer was nice but the girl in the band (his girlfriend) was the reason they invented the word "cunt". How Bizarre is still a cool song.
I actually don't recall seeing either of your faces. You were just a male person sitting at the same table and I knew it was Juice. Wish my mind could have made you Bill Cosby. That would've been sweet.
We will we will rock you How is VI supposed to high five you while playing guitar? Wait, I was assuming he was Brian May. Was he Freddie Mercury? So, was 'wildered high-fiving you? Because, now that is getting weird.
Fuck you, dingleberry. I would NEVER sport a ponytail. What am I, a divorced dude trying to pick up at a dog park?
It's fake. The telltale sign is that they quoted a woman from Indiana using the word "brilliant" to describe someone. Someone outside the U.S. made up that story.
It's funny you should say that. A friend of mine is the subject of an article that came out in a British magazine, and the reporter wrote the article in 1st person narrative. My friend thought it was hilarious because she doesn't use the word "brilliant" in real life, nor did she refer to her boyfriend as a "dapper gentleman" like the article did. Anyway I saw the link is from Sky, which I think is a British TV channel, and maybe they did the same thing there that they did with my friend..
Please tell me it was this one: Although there are a ton of kick ass Queen songs, that one was always a favorite of mine.
Nay sir. It was one of their more famous ones. I can't recall it now; it's been too long since I had the dream.