Six year olds really shouldn't be drinking, thats poor parenting. I am against pre adolescent drinking, unless its funny, then its ok once every year or so. Random thought, when I was in Morgantown, my brothers buddy said we could buy him whatever vodka we wanted and he'd drink it. We went to the liquor store and got the most vile shit they had, Crown Rousse. He ended up going shot for shot with my brother who was drinking Svedka. They ended up having around 7 shots in an hour, in addition to the booze consumed at the restaurant earlier, then we went out and we kept getting him wells becasue that was in the spirit of the agreement. Not sure why he would do that to himself still not sure why he agreed to it, apparently he's never been ripped on crappy vodka. He ended up trying to pass out in DP Doughs and naturally puked later. He also got kind of belligerent but we expected that. I seriously can't think of one reason he'd agree to do that, there is literally nothing to gain. When you're 18 whatever, it happens, he is 25.
Coming home at 6 am after more than a month away has its drawbacks. I.e., not able to drink beer on arrival. On the other hand, no wait for egg mcmuffins. I have had a real shower, and I'm not out in the still-frozen tundra of Alberta. Today's going to be an alright day, I think. Edit: Oh, and today begins by checking Facebook, to see 3 different new homeowners, 2 new sets of parents, and 2 weddings. Fuck everyone and their accomplishments and happy personal lives.
it's their feet. When they land on you and clinch. It freaks me the fuck out. The Science of Stupid looks amazing.
Junebugs like two things: the insides of your pant legs and hair. And they don't come out until dusk making them hard to see. A badminton racket is the weapon of choice on warm nights, an electrified one even better. Big, creepy insectoid legs that feel like the icy hand of death when they latch onto you, like Cicadas.
I, like any true hero is not a fan of wearing pants however I don't shave my head. I'm lucky enough to have armour-clad Anchorman Hair and it stays visible. Us lions of society need the manes to match.
Those are fucking stupid bugs. We had a bunch of them hanging around the rooftop pool at our hotel in Hong Kong. Fuckers dive-bombed the pool deck all night, just smacking into the concrete like idiot kamikazes. They'd hit the ground, sit there stunned, and then roll into the pool and start to drown before the lifeguard on duty would come over with a little net to scoop them out, allowing them to repeat the process five minutes later. I'm pretty sure that lifeguard's primary job was to save the cicadas.
This is me and most video games these days. I can't watch my husband playing one for any length of time. I had to return a Ghostbusters game because of it. I really want to try Portal 2, but know it's a waste of time. I did okay with the Mario Bros 3D for Wii U, and can endure limited time in the new Lego games when they are in the open world mode (the actual levels are static or whatever you call it).
Yea cicadas aren't bad, I'm more annoyed by these fuckers, palmetto bugs. Giant ass cockroaches that will fly when they're scared. Spoiler
Dude. Have you ever tried camping when the life cycles of two local species of cicadas coincided? It was a plague event. We stayed in the tent, tightly zipped up for the majority of it. We'd have to take off our shoes and shake our clothes before we snuck into the tent because they were EVERYWHERE and keeping them out was tough. Cicadas suck.
Is it weird or creepy to anyone else that the most we hear from jordan_paul is from his rant/rave updates about his graphic swingers lifestyle? Too bad for Tracy Morgan. He's the muslim world's worst nightmare, he'll be in heaven getting every body pregnant if he passes.
Thanks for posting that. It got me to look at the RR thread, not sure I wanted to read about his experience with "fuzzy butt holes"...
I saw the first one today. There were two or three funny segments but I was expecting better. Spoiler I was also surprised that skiiers having mishaps were shown - they weren't TRYING to do something stupid, they made an unintentional error. To group them with some dickhead trying to intentionally ramp his ATV seems unfair to me
A girl I hooked up with a few years back from a college job had a pretty fuzzy taint. I didn't see it, just felt, and I thought it was kind of cute since I think she was anticipating hooking up that night. It was clean shaved the next time we hooked up. She ended up dating my roommate for a while. One night she mentioned a story of her mom first noticing she had a hairy crack when she singed her hair lighting a fart on fire. In one of the very very few times Ive caught myself mid sentence before saying something. I got out, "Well it must....." (my mind: run in the family!) edit: Fuck bugs including spiders. Something about exoskeletons and different life stages larva, pupa, etc. I think I have a legit phobia. There has been a medium sized dead spider on my stairs for a week and I just walk on the other side of the staircase and stare at the ceiling when I pass it. I looked at its dead curled craggily legs the other day as my foot brushed a towel on the stairs and I screamed and ran like a fucking bitch. Also: Spoiler