You know what doesn't get enough word of mouth? Afternoon drinking that leads to incoherent nights where the end is passing out at 8pm and getting a good night's sleep. I'm getting old (almost 30) and appreciate getting stupid in the afternoon but not totally fucking up my work schedule for the rest of the week. I can get up and exercise in the morning, get irresponsibly drunk the next afternoon, and pass out and wake up pretty normal the next day. I'd also like to thank spell check for this post being dictionary-accurate. Making margaritas by hand by the pool is slightly overrated considering the recipe I used. But effective.
You keep saying white girl as in a derogatory fashion. I'm sure a shimmered twerking video would be a wonderful and we'll rounded viewing experience.
I always pity the auditors that come in the office from time to time. My girlfriend interned with an audit tax firm for a summer and said it was hell, just working out of closet-sized conference rooms. Sure some people must love that job, but I'd rather claw my eyes out than do that shit.
As many things in life are wont to do, it depends on who you're working with and their levels of internal controls. If you go to a company that keeps good records and can easily explain line items in the General Ledger (one of the best tips I ever got as an accountant was from an old boss who told me, when making any entry, was to think whether I could readily explain my reasoning to an auditor) then it's a breeze. You ask for a couple of random items from different areas, review their financials, and it's painless. If you go somewhere that doesn't keep good records, has high turnover, lots of bureaucracy levels and not a lot of checks and balances, you'll be hating your life within 2 days.
This is my understanding from my girlfriend too... basically if they have their shit together, you'll be fine. If not, it's hell. We drove past a hospital in Lincoln, NE last weekend that her team audited and it was bad enough then for her to still get pissed off as she saw the place again. But on top of the work itself, it's the work enviroment that I especially don't envy. Jammed into a crappy room around a big table, glued to their laptops, surrounded by stacks of files, working like robots, and rather than a permanent workspace you get to live out of a backpack. Again, I'm sure it works for some and good for them- but it would not be for me. *seriously, a rep I got on the subject: I rest my case.
A Monday morning review of the boobie thread certainly brightens things up. Back to your regularly scheduled programming...
That sounds like an in school suspension to me. In high school I fucked up once so instead of letting me stay at home they made me come to school and sit in a tiny ass back room in the principles office and do nothing the whole day for three days in a row. It sucked. Things would've been so much better if they just made me stay home, but no, they basically forced me to go to school and imprison me. I couldn't even go get lunch.
As someone who has done audit work in the past and currently works for McGladrey in the consulting group, believe me, even good audits require a lot of work. The documentation might be readily available and the clients easier to work with, but you have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they're financials are in good financial order. Sometimes that's harder than just writing off an audit for a poorly run company. As for the long hours, especially at year-end, you can thank Enron and it's shitbag auditors at Arthur Andersen for fucking it up for everyone. I thank my lucky stars that I don't have to do that work anymore.
Well shimmered does not have a white girl ass. And its not derogatory. You're READING it derogatory. A white girl ass is a type of ass that is good for many things. Ballet, runway walking, shopping at expensive stores. But it does not enhance twerking or any form of booty dance. YouTube Twerking, there are videos of girls with ass (even white ones) twerking. Those girls do not have asses that are good for twerking.
Ok, if they had to spend X amount of time in the gym to get that ass, then that's a different conversation. I'm talking about what they're momma gave them. There are asses, then there are access created by squats in the gym. The latter does not factor into this conversation. Now, once again, I'd beat that like a bass drum in high school band.
I read this as fat and generally untoned. Yes, it will shake during a proper dance move and more than likely, any time she moves anywhere. The girl in the previous post is a work of art.
I'm just posting asses, jesus christ. I don't care if they can make them do the same thing as my pudding.
Wait, so if I'm reading this right it's harder to audit a company with its shit together? I always imagined* that a company that had all the financials organized and ready to go would make auditors happy and would get that audit knocked out in no time flat. *I only imagine this because every year when we get audited I have to run around and look for documents that get lost/misfiled.
Maybe not harder, but it's not a walk in the park. Audits are done fairly objectively, even though clients assume auditors are out to catch them on something. That's not the case whatsoever. There are so many clients and so little time, there isn't much room for witch hunts, etc. Where it becomes harder is if a company had misstatements in prior years but turned things around. Even good audits have to be proven why they're good. A firm partner just signing off doesn't really cut it.
See, I actually had a line or two pre-empting this, because its flatly untrue. I dated a girl that had an ass like the second picture FreeCorps put out that never worked out a day in her life. I'd bet $20 that the girl in the second picture eats well, maybe runs, but isn't a gym rat like the first girl. I have an on-going argument with a white friend of mine, who leans this way. He thinks every nice ass is a product of gym work, no. Some asses are just there. Like natural tits. Great tits aren't the product of push-ups or bench presses. There just are great tits and not great tits. Same with asses. To believe all nice asses are only the product of working out and any ass that isn't created through squats/deadlifts is fat and untoned, you sir are wrong. I'd smash that like I was Orson Lannister and that was a beetle in the courtyard.