So the little girl likes this new horrible show called Jessie. It is insulting, unfunny, rascist, and kind of painful to watch. However, the lead character is fucking hot. And I i.m.d.b.ed her so I can feel slightly better because she is legally an adult.
I think I hate you. I have that dumbass theme song in my head now. How can you hate a show that represents all ethnicities? That doesn't even make sense.
I'm sure you're joking however, the young female jigaboo, I think her name is Mammie, is only barely less annoying Super Indian Kid and his constant jokes about change for rupies and Indias being crowded.
She's like....if Kate Upton got hit in the face with a baseball bat. Or maybe Kate Upton looks like this chick hit in the face. I dunno. But somebody's getting hit in the face with a baseball bat.
You are all over the place. First, asses are partially muscle, the largest muscle in the body creates the core of said ass. Tits are essentially just fat. Glorious fat deposits but fat. Working out may prevent the skin that supports them from sagging, but you're not going to make pancake tits into glorious teardrops with some gym work. Some people are blessed with a better ass than others, undoubtedly. And its not just squats. But I find it supremely hard to believe that there are many girls over the age of 22 with asses that still sit high but that avoid all sort of physical effort and are just genetically gifted. They don't have to squat, but those girls are hitting the elliptical or stairmaster and keeping that shit tight. Cause gravity is strong master. I wouldn't say the product of it. Like sculpted and built through squats? Not at all. But maintained? Yessir.
Yes, I was joking. The rest is jibberish to me as I don't actually watch the show. Poor guy. And I'm sure the other fellas are thrilled this took a turn away from asses. Sorry, back on track:
*ahem* A good ass is one you're born with, but it is most assuredly made better by regular exercise and training. Tiny little booties take work to get that little bit of plump to them. But a FAT ass is not a nice one. It's just fat and wobbles everywhere. Shelf ass? LOVES.
So I rather mysteriously picked up a giant wooden wire spool and am in the process of taking it apart and turning it into an outdoor table. Perhaps coincidentally I have been (attempting?) growing a beard over the last month. The facial hair is taking hold of me.
It's Zuri. I want to hate you for making me look it up, but it actually cheered me up that I couldn't remember her name - it's been about 7-8 months since my daughter has watched it or most other other Disney/Nick shows. The only show she still watches in that demographic is Sam and Kat. Fun fact: I'm pretty sure that the family in Jessie is meant to be based off Brangelina's brood.
First it was the people my age (25) getting married to begin with, and now we're on to people my age getting married who have been with their significant other for 1-2 years less than my girlfriend and I. It's weird going to those weddings.
Happy 60th birthday, Swiss Chalet. Six decades and the USA still has barely picked up on it at all, you guys don't know what you're missing.
There was one down in South Florida in Delray or Boynton(not much difference either way). I think it was basically an old person restaurant. I never went.
Yes it is a Jurassic hangout, but they have damn good chicken and fries. We never eat it in, we always order delivery because it can get very Whitey-Trashy during dinner hours.
Enough of this cotton pickin' racism. You are aware we still have two black persons registered here, are you not?